Not George Washington — an Autobiographical NovelWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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Not George Washington — an Autobiographical Novel
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories
His jaw dropped, as it had dropped in Covent Garden. It must be very
unpleasant to have one’s past continually rising up to confront one.
“Look ’ere!” he said, a conciliatory note in his voice, “you and me’s
pals, mister, ain’t we? Say we’re pals. Of course we are. You and me
don’t want no fuss. Of course we don’t. Then look here: this is ’ow it
is. You come along with me and ’ave a drop.”
It did not seem likely that my class would require any instruction in
boxing that evening in addition to that which Mr. Blake had given them,
so I went with him.
Over the moisture, as he facetiously described it, he grew friendliness
itself. He did not ask after Kit, but gave his opinion of her
gratuitously. According to him, she was unkind to her relations. “Crool
’arsh,” he said. A girl, in fact, who made no allowances for a man, and
was over-prone to Sauce and the Nasty Snack.
We parted the best of friends.
“Any time you’re on the Cut,” he said, gripping my hand with painful
fervour, “you look out for Tom Blake, mister. Tom Blake of the
_Ashlade_ and _Lechton_. No ceremony. Jest drop in on me and the
missis. Goo’ night.”
At the moment of writing Tom Blake is rapidly acquiring an assured
position in the heart of the British poetry-loving public. This
incident in his career should interest his numerous admirers. The world
knows little of its greatest men.
CHAPTER 11
JULIAN’S IDEA
_(James Orlebar Cloyster’s narrative continued)_
I had been relating, on the morning after the Blake affair, the
stirring episode of the previous night to Julian. He agreed with me
that it was curious that our potato-thrower of Covent Garden market
should have crossed my path again. But I noticed that, though he
listened intently enough, he lay flat on his back in his hammock, not
looking at me, but blinking at the ceiling; and when I had finished he
turned his face towards the wall—which was unusual, since I generally
lunched on his breakfast, as I was doing then, to the accompaniment of
quite a flow of languid abuse.
I was in particularly high spirits that morning, for I fancied that I
had found a way out of my difficulty about Margaret. That subject being
uppermost in my mind, I guessed at once what Julian’s trouble was.
“I think you’d like to know, Julian,” I said, “whether I’d written to
Guernsey.”
“Well?”
“It’s all right,” I said.
“You’ve told her to come?”
“No; but I’m able to take my respite without wounding her. That’s as
good as writing, isn’t it? We agreed on that.”
“Yes; that was the idea. If you could find a way of keeping her from
knowing how well you were getting on with your writing, you were to
take it. What’s your idea?”
“I’ve hit on a very simple way out of the difficulty,” I said. “It came
to me only this morning. All I need do is to sign my stuff with a
pseudonym.”
“You only thought of that this morning?”
“Yes. Why?”
“My dear chap, I thought of it as soon as you told me of the fix you
were in.”
“You might have suggested it.”
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