Not George Washington — an Autobiographical NovelWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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Not George Washington — an Autobiographical Novel
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories
I must now write it down that she was not a type of English beauty. She
was not, I mean, queenly, impassive,
never-anything-but-her-cool-calm-self. Tonight, for instance, her eyes
were as I had never seen them. There danced in them the merriest
glitter, which was more than a mere glorification of the ordinary merry
glitter—which scores of girls possess at every ball. To begin with,
there was a diabolical abandon in Eva’s glitter, which raised it
instantly above the common herd’s. And behind it all was that very
misty mist. I don’t know whether all men have seen that mist; but I am
sure that no man has seen it more than once; and, from what I’ve seen
of the average man, I doubt if most of them have ever seen it at all.
Well, there it was for me to see in Eva Eversleigh’s eyes that night at
supper. It made me think of things unspeakable. I felt a rush of
classic aestheticism: Arcadia, Helen of Troy, the happy valleys of the
early Greeks. Supper: I believe I gave her oyster _pâtés_. But I was
far away. Deep, deep, deep in Eva’s eyes I saw a craft sighting, ’neath
a cloudless azure sky, the dark blue Symplegades; heard in my ears the
jargon, loud and near me, of the sailors; and faintly o’er the distance
of the dead-calm sea rose intermittently the sound of brine-foam at the
clashing rocks....
As we sat there _tête-à-tête_, she smiled across the table at me with
such perfect friendliness, it seemed as though a magic barrier
separated our two selves from all the chattering, rustling crowd around
us. When she spoke, a little quiver of feeling blended adorably with
the low, sweet tones of her voice. We talked, indeed, of trifles, but
with just that charming hint of intimacy which men friends have who may
have known one another from birth, and may know one another for a
lifetime, but never become bores, never change. Only when it comes
between a woman and a man, it is incomparably finer. It is the talk, of
course, of lovers who have not realised they are in love.
“The two last waltzes,” I murmured, when parting with her. She nodded.
I roamed the Gunton-Cresswells’s rooms awaiting them.
She danced those two last waltzes with strangers.
The thing was utterly beyond me at the time. Looking back, I am still
amazed to what lengths deliberate coquetry can go.
She actually took pains to elude me, and gave those waltzes to
strangers.
From being comfortably rocked in the dark blue waters of a Grecian sea,
I was suddenly transported to the realities of the ballroom. My
theoretical love for Eva was now a substantial truth. I was in an agony
of desire, in a frenzy of jealousy. I wanted to hurl the two strangers
to opposite corners of the ballroom, but civilisation forbade it.
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