Not George Washington — an Autobiographical NovelWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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Not George Washington — an Autobiographical Novel
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories
“On the contrary, I’m just beginning to understand. You see, I’m doing
for Mr. James Orlebar Cloyster exactly the same service as you and
Blake. And I’m getting money from him, too.”
CHAPTER 18
ONE IN THE EYE
_(Sidney Price’s narrative continued)_
“Serpose I oughtn’t ter ’ave let on, that’s it, ain’t it?” from Tom
Blake.
“Seemed to me that if one of the three gave the show away to the other
two, the compact made by each of the other two came to an end
automatically,” from myself.
“The reason I have broken my promise of secrecy is this: that I’m
determined we three shall make a united demand for a higher rate of
payment. You, of course, have your own uses for the money, I need mine
for those humanitarian objects for which my whole life is lived,” from
the Reverend.
“Wot ’o,” said Blake. “More coin. Wot ’o. Might ’ave thought o’ that
before.”
“I’m with you, sir,” said I. “We’re entitled to a higher rate, I’ll
make a memo to that effect.”
“No, no,” said the Reverend. “We can do better than that. We three
should have a personal interview with Cloyster and tell him our
decision.”
“When?” I asked.
“Now. At once. We are here together, and I see no reason to prevent our
arranging the matter within the hour.”
“But he’ll be asleep,” I objected.
“He won’t be asleep much longer.”
“Yus, roust ’im outer bed. That’s wot I say. Wot ’o for more coin.”
It was now half-past two in the morning. I’d missed the 12:15 back to
Brixton slap bang pop hours ago, so I thought I might just as well make
a night of it. We jumped into our overcoats and hats, and hurried to
Fleet Street. We walked towards the Strand until we found a
four-wheeler. We then drove to No. 23, Walpole Street.
The clocks struck three as the Reverend paid the cab.
“Hullo!” said he. “Why, there’s a light in Cloyster’s sitting-room. He
can’t have gone to bed yet. His late hours save us a great deal of
trouble.” And he went up the two or three steps which led to the front
door.
A glance at Tom Blake showed me that the barge-driver was alarmed. He
looked solemn and did not speak. I felt funny, too. Like when I first
handed round the collection-plate in our parish church. Sort of empty
feeling.
But the Reverend was all there, spry and business-like.
He leaned over the area railing and gave three short, sharp taps on the
ground floor window with his walking-stick.
Behind the lighted blind appeared the shadow of a man’s figure.
“It’s he!” “It’s him!” came respectively and simultaneously from the
Reverend and myself.
After a bit of waiting the latch clicked and the door opened. The door
was opened by Mr. Cloyster himself. He was in evening dress and
hysterics. I thought I had heard a rummy sound from the other side of
the door. Couldn’t account for it at the time. Must have been him
laughing.
At the sight of us he tried to pull himself together. He half succeeded
after a bit, and asked us to come in.
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