Not George Washington — an Autobiographical NovelWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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Not George Washington — an Autobiographical Novel
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories
The road was deserted. We were alone.
I drew her face to mine and kissed her.
My love for her grows daily.
Old Gunton-Cresswell has introduced me to a big firm of linoleum
manufacturers. I am taking over their huge system of advertising next
week. My salary will be enormous. It almost frightens me. Old Mr.
Cresswell tells me that he had had the job in his mind for me for some
time, and had, indeed, mentioned to his wife and Eva at lunch that day
that he intended to write to me about it. I am more grateful to him
than I can ever make him understand. Eva, I know, cares nothing for
money—she told me so—but it is a comfort to feel that I can keep her
almost in luxury.
I have given up my rooms in Rupert Street.
I sleep in a bed.
I do Sandow exercises.
I am always down to breakfast at eight-thirty sharp.
I smoke less.
I am the happiest man on earth.
_(End of Julian Eversleigh’s narrative.)_
Narrative Resumed
by James Orlebar Cloyster
CHAPTER 24
A RIFT IN THE CLOUDS
O perfidy of woman! O feminine inconstancy! That is the only allusion I
shall permit to escape me on the subject of Eva Eversleigh’s engagement
to that scoundrel Julian.
I had the news by telegraph, and the heavens darkened above me, whilst
the solid earth rocked below.
I had been trapped into dishonour, and even the bait had been withheld
from me.
But it was not the loss of Eva that troubled me most. It should have
outweighed all my other misfortunes and made them seem of no account,
but it did not. Man is essentially a materialist. The prospect of an
empty stomach is more serious to him than a broken heart. A broken
heart is the luxury of the well-to-do. What troubled me more than all
other things at this juncture was the thought that I was face to face
with starvation, and that only the grimmest of fights could enable me
to avoid it. I quaked at the prospect. The early struggles of the
writer to keep his head above water form an experience which does not
bear repetition. The hopeless feeling of chipping a little niche for
oneself out of the solid rock with a nib is a nightmare even in times
of prosperity. I remembered the grey days of my literary
apprenticeship, and I shivered at the thought that I must go through
them again.
I examined my position dispassionately over a cup of coffee at Groom’s,
in Fleet Street. Groom’s was a recognised _Orb rendezvous_. When I was
doing “On Your Way,” one or two of us used to go down Fleet Street for
coffee after the morning’s work with the regularity of machines. It
formed a recognised break in the day.
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