Conrad, Joseph, 1857-1924; Essays; Literature -- History and criticism
It is amusing, if anything connected with this stupid catastrophe can be
amusing, to see the secretly crestfallen attitude of technicians. They
are the high priests of the modern cult of perfected material and of
mechanical appliances, and would fain forbid the profane from inquiring
into its mysteries. We are the masters of progress, they say, and you
should remain respectfully silent. And they take refuge behind their
mathematics. I have the greatest regard for mathematics as an exercise
of mind. It is the only manner of thinking which approaches the Divine.
But mere calculations, of which these men make so much, when unassisted
by imagination and when they have gained mastery over common sense, are
the most deceptive exercises of intellect. Two and two are four, and two
are six. That is immutable; you may trust your soul to that; but you
must be certain first of your quantities. I know how the strength of
materials can be calculated away, and also the evidence of one's senses.
For it is by some sort of calculation involving weights and levels that
the technicians responsible for the _Titanic_ persuaded themselves that a
ship _not divided_ by water-tight compartments could be "unsinkable."
Because, you know, she was not divided. You and I, and our little boys,
when we want to divide, say, a box, take care to procure a piece of wood
which will reach from the bottom to the lid. We know that if it does not
reach all the way up, the box will not be divided into two compartments.
It will be only partly divided. The _Titanic_ was only partly divided.
She was just sufficiently divided to drown some poor devils like rats in
a trap. It is probable that they would have perished in any case, but it
is a particularly horrible fate to die boxed up like this. Yes, she was
sufficiently divided for that, but not sufficiently divided to prevent
the water flowing over.
Therefore to a plain man who knows something of mathematics but is not
bemused by calculations, she was, from the point of view of
"unsinkability," not divided at all. What would you say of people who
would boast of a fireproof building, an hotel, for instance, saying, "Oh,
we have it divided by fireproof bulkheads which would localise any
outbreak," and if you were to discover on closer inspection that these
bulkheads closed no more than two-thirds of the openings they were meant
to close, leaving above an open space through which draught, smoke, and
fire could rush from one end of the building to the other? And,
furthermore, that those partitions, being too high to climb over, the
people confined in each menaced compartment had to stay there and become
asphyxiated or roasted, because no exits to the outside, say to the roof,
had been provided! What would you think of the intelligence or candour
of these advertising people? What would you think of them? And yet,
apart from the obvious difference in the action of fire and water, the
cases are essentially the same.
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