They were both honest, conscientious men, anxious to find out and pursue
the right course, but both were too hasty in jumping to conclusions to
form accurate judgments. Blanco White, anxious to embrace truth, led a
regular harlequin dance after her all his life, and died in motley. One
leg red and the other blue, with a jacket of various colours, and a
coxcomb of brilliant self-conceit. His last verdict, after rambling
through divers forms of religion and no religion, was, “I am neither
Trinitarian, nor Unitarian, nor yet Arian.” First Roman Catholic, then
Atheist, then Church of England, then Unitarian, then Arian, then
Omniarian, his ardent, hasty mind settled like a butterfly on the first
bright flower which fluttered in the breeze, for a time imbibed and
luxuriated on its honey, and then flew off to suck the sweets of some
other plant. Thus he fluttered on, a varied, anxious, unsettled
existence, gathering honey, but making none; and when the colds and
storms of winter came, he sank before them.
The instances of the Parabolic Nose are, however, too few among
celebrated persons to enable us to supply illustrations probative of the
accuracy of our notions of its indications. It is, however, by no means
an uncommon Nose, and from personal observation among our cotemporaries,
we should say that it is not a very desirable form, as we incline to
think that it indicates obstinacy without any great elevation of mind,
or deep capacity of reasoning. But it would perhaps, at present, be most
prudent not to express decidedly what are its indications, &c. Should we
be able to do so at any future time, it will be entitled to stand as
Class VII.
CHAPTER VIII.
OF FEMININE NOSES.
The subject of Nasology would not be complete without some observations
on the Feminine Nose, because sex modifies the indications, some of
which, though disagreeable and repulsive in a man, are rather pleasing,
fascinating, and bewitching in a woman, and _vice versâ_.
It is the fashion for women to aspire to equality with the other sex,
and as long as they will be content with an equality, in a different
orbit, they are undoubtedly entitled to it. It should, however, be the
equality of planets—each perfect and beautiful, each useful and
beneficial in its sphere; but pregnant with disorder and confusion when
Venus would invade the orbit of Jupiter, or intrude within the circuit
of Mars.
No intelligent man denies to woman such an equality; but as certainly as
a good housewife would pin a dish-cloth to the coat-tail of a husband
prying into the mysteries of the kitchen and claiming equality with his
wife in the household sphere, so surely will men cry out against and
turn with disgust from women who invade their province of warriors,
statesmen, merchants, &c.
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