“How—aw!—very unkind!” said the monocle-man. “If you
would—aw!—permit me, I could tell you—? aw!—just what kind of a man
you’re going to marry.”
“I’m not going to marry any one,” replied the jolly little pal.
“Please now, do—aw!” he urged.
“Well, if you want to be tiresome.” She gave him the hand that didn’t
hold the ring.
“Impulsive! Charming!” he said, bending his monocle owlishly over the
soft pink palm. “Now the other?”
“Won’t!” she returned succinctly.
Bob drew yet nearer. He believed she was quite capable of carrying out
that threat of swallowing it.
“But how can I complete telling your fortune—aw!—unless I see the
other hand?” expostulated the monocle-man with a pleasant smile. “I
desire especially to examine the Mount of Venus.”
“There isn’t any mountain any more,” said the jolly little pal. “It’s
been moved away.”
“Aw! How interesting! Then we might survey the vale of friendship.”
She looked around like a bird in a snare; the hammer-man was not far
away and impulsively she flew over to him.
“Was this our dance? I’m so forgetful!”
“It wasn’t, but it is,” he returned with a smile. Obviously he was
flattered. Heretofore Miss Dolly had not acted particularly prepossessed
by the hammer-thrower; he hadn’t any temperament—so she thought; he
didn’t swing one around with enough abandon. He was one of those serious
goody-goody dancers. He swung Miss Dolly very seriously now; they went
so slowly for her that once she stumbled over his feet. It was evident
their temperaments didn’t match. Or maybe what she held in one hand had
made her terribly self-conscious. Bob watched them gloomily. He feared
she might swallow it during the dance, but she didn’t, for the little
hand was partly closed still when she left the hammer-thrower and Bob
gazed around for that confounded monocle-man. The latter, however, had
apparently lost interest in palm-reading and the temperamental little
thing, for he was nowhere to be seen. Miss Dolly’s eyes were at once
frightened and strange when she fluttered again to Bob’s side.
“Oh, I’ve done the most awful thing,” she confided quite breathlessly to
him.
“You—you haven’t swallowed it?” he exclaimed in alarm. He thought he
had watched her closely, but still she might have found opportunity—she
might have made a swift movement to her lips which he had failed to
observe.
“No, I haven’t swallowed it,” she answered. “I’ve done worse.”
“Worse? What could be worse?”
“I slipped it into his waistcoat pocket.”
“Whose? The hammer-thrower? No? By jove!—”
“I did it when I tripped. And I tripped purposely, and when he was very
gallant and kept me from falling, I—I slipped it in. And isn’t it
awful? Poor man! He’s such a goody-good. You don’t mind, do you?”
Anxiously.
“Oh, I mind a heap,” said Bob jovially. “Ho! ho!”
“I was afraid you might scold.”
“Scold? No, indeed. I’m awfully obliged and I only wish I could do
something for you to show how thankful I am.”
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