By common consent, Miss Amy had always been presented with the largest
vegetable marrow that Riff could produce. But this year none adequate
for the purpose could be found, and considerable anxiety had been felt
on the subject. Mrs. Nicholls, who sent in the finest, had to own that
even hers was only about fourteen inches long. "No bigger nor your
foot," as she expressed it to Janey. Fortunately, at the last moment
Roger obtained one from Sweet Apple Tree, about the size of a baby,
larger than any which had been produced in Riff for many years past.
That Sweet Apple Tree could have had one of such majestic proportions
when the Riff marrows had failed, was not a source of unmixed
congratulation to Riff. It was feared that the Sweet Applers "might get
cocked up."
The suspense had in the meanwhile given Miss Amy a sharp attack of
neuralgia, and the fact that the marrow really came up to time in the
wheelbarrow was the result of dauntless and heroic efforts on her part.
This splendid contribution was wheeled up the aisle, having paused near
the font to receive Janey's tribute of admiration, and then a few
minutes later, to her amazement, she saw it being wheeled down again,
Miss Amy walking very erect in dignified distress beside it. With cold
asperity, and without according it a second glance, Miss Black had
relegated it--actually relegated "Miss Amy's marrer"--to the Ringers'
Arch. The other helpers stopped in their work and gazed at Miss Black,
who, unconscious of the doubts of her sanity which had arisen in their
minds, continued rearing white flowers against the east window,
regardless of the fact that nothing but their black silhouettes were
visible to the congregation.
At this moment Mr. Black came into the church, so urbane, and so
determined to show that he was the kind of man who appreciated the
spirit in which the humblest offerings were made, that it was some time
before Janey could make him aware of the indignity to which Miss Amy's
unique work of art had been subjected.
"But its grotesqueness will not be so obvious at the Ringers' Arch," he
said. "It's impossible, of course, but it has been a labour of love, I
can see that, and I should be the last man in the world to laugh at it."
He had to work through so many sentiments which did him credit that
Janey despaired of making him understand, of ever getting him to listen
to her.
"Miss Blinkett's marrow is always under the pulpit," she repeated
anxiously. "No, the Ringers' Arch is _not_ considered such an important
place as the pulpit. The people simply love it, and will be disappointed
if they don't see it there as usual. And Miss Blinkett will be deeply
hurt. She is hurt now, though she does not show it."
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