Noughts and Crosses: Stories, Studies and SketchesQuiller-Couch, Arthur
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Noughts and Crosses: Stories, Studies and Sketches
Quiller-Couch, Arthur
Manners and customs -- Fiction; Short stories
One hot morning--it was the 12th of July--he was starting for his
work when an indescribable hubbub sounded up the road, and presently
came by the whole rabble of Gantick with cow-horns and instruments of
percussion, and in their midst the famous dragon--all green, with
fiery, painted eyes, and a long tongue of red flannel. Behind it the
prisoners were escorted--a pale woman or two with dazed, terrified
eyes, an old man suspected of egg-stealing, a cow addicted to
trespass, and so on.
The Mayor was not chosen yet, this ceremony being deferred by rule
till the crowd reached Dragon's Moor. But drawing near the cottage
door and catching sight of the half-witted man with his foot on the
threshold, a village wit called out and proposed that they should
take "the Mounster" (as he was called) along with them for Mayor.
It hit the mob's humour, and they cheered. The Mounster's mother,
standing in the doorway, went white as if painted.
"Man in the lump's a hateful animal," she said to herself, hoarsely.
"Come indoors, Jonathan, an' let 'em go by."
"Come an' rule over us," the crowd invited him, and a gleam of proud
delight woke in his silly face.
"The heat--his head won't stand it." The woman looked up at the
cloudless sky. "For God's sake take your fun elsewhere!" she cried.
The women who were led to judgment looked at her stupidly. They too
suffered, without understanding, the heavy sport of men. At last one
said--
"Old woman, let him come. We'll have more mercy from a mazed man."
"Sister, you've been loose, they tell me," answered the old woman,
"an' must eat the bitter fruit o't. But my son's an innocent.
Jonathan, they'll look for you at the works."
"There's prouder work for me 'pon Dragon's Moor," the Mounster
decided, with smiling eyes. "Come along, mother, an' see me
exalted."
The crowd bore him off at their head, and the din broke out again.
The new Mayor strutted among them with lifted chin and a radiant
face. He thought it glorious. His mother ran into the cottage,
fetched a bottle and followed after the dusty tail of the procession.
Once, as they were passing a running stream, she halted and filled
the bottle carefully, emptying it again and again until the film
outside the glass was to her liking. Then she followed again, and
came to Dragon's Moor.
They sat the Mayor on a mound, took off his hat, placed a crown on
his head and a broomstick in his hand, and brought him the cases to
try.
The first was a grey mare, possessed (they alleged) with a devil.
Her skin hung like a sack on her bones.
"'Tis Eli Thoms' mare. What's to be done to cure her?" they asked.
"Let Eli Thoms buy a comb, an' comb his mare's tail while she eats
her feed. So Eli'll know if 'tis the devil or no that steals oats
from his manger."
They applauded his wisdom and brought forward the woman who had
pleaded just now with his mother.
"Who made her?" he asked, having listened to the charge.
"God, 'tis to be supposed."
"God makes no evil."
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