World War, 1914-1918; World War, 1914-1918 -- Great Britain
He beckoned to two of his own Chasseurs and said:
“Look after that poor comrade yonder. He is un peu etoile.”
The crowd applauded. Their sympathy was all for the drunken soldier of
France.
V
Into a small estaminet at the end of the rue des Trois Cailloux, beyond
the Hotel de Ville, came one day during the battles of the Somme two
poilus, grizzled, heavy men, deeply bronzed, with white dust in their
wrinkles, and the earth of the battlefields ingrained in the skin of
their big, coarse hands. They ordered two “little glasses” and drank
them at one gulp. Then two more.
“See what I have got, my little cabbage,” said one of them, stooping to
the heavy pack which he had shifted from his shoulders to the other seat
beside him. “It is something to make you laugh.”
“And what is that, my old one?” said a woman sitting on the other side
of the marble-topped table, with another woman of her own class, from
the market nearby.
The man did not answer the question, but fumbled into his pack, laughing
a little in a self-satisfied way.
“I killed a German to get it,” he said. “He was a pig of an officer, a
dirty Boche. Very chic, too, and young like a schoolboy.”
One of the women patted him on the shoulder. Her eyes glistened.
“Did you slit his throat, the dirty dog? Eh, I'd like to get my fingers
round the neck of a dirty Boche!”
“I finished him with a grenade,” said the poilu. “It was good enough. It
knocked a hole in him as large as a cemetery. See then, my cabbage. It
will make you smile. It is a funny kind of mascot, eh?”
He put on the table a small leather pouch stained with a blotch of
reddish brown. His big, clumsy fingers could hardly undo the little
clasp.
“He wore this next his heart,” said the man. “Perhaps he thought it
would bring him luck. But I killed him all the same! 'Cre nom de Dieu!”
He undid the clasp, and his big fingers poked inside the flap of the
pouch.
“It was from his woman, his German grue. Perhaps even now she doesn't
know he's dead. She thinks of him wearing this next to his heart. 'Cre
nom de Dieu! It was I that killed him a week ago!”
He held up something in his hand, and the light through the estaminet
window gleamed on it. It was a woman's lock of hair, like fine-spun
gold.
The two women gave a shrill cry of surprise, and then screamed with
laughter. One of them tried to grab the hair, but the poilu held it
high, beyond her reach, with a gruff command of, “Hands off!” Other
soldiers and women in the estaminet gathered round staring at the yellow
tress, laughing, making ribald conjectures as to the character of the
woman from whose head it had come. They agreed that she was fat and
ugly, like all German women, and a foul slut.
“She'll never kiss that fellow again,” said one man. “Our old one has
cut the throat of that pig of a Boche!”
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