Were this plea to become general, how cautious would men become about
their acquaintances--what a dread they would entertain of becoming
intimate with gentlemen from Tipperary!
I scarcely think the Whigs would throw out such lures for Dan and
his followers, if they could consider these consequences; and I doubt
much--taking everything into consideration, that the “Duke” would see so
much of Lord Brougham as he has latterly.
“Whom can a man make free with, if not with his friends?” saith Figaro;
and the Belfast men have studied Beaumarchais, and only “carried out his
principle,” as the Whigs say, when they speak of establishing popery in
Ireland, to complete the intention of emancipation.
Lawyers must have been prodigiously sick of all the usual arguments
in defence of prisoners in criminal cases many a year ago. One of the
cleverest lawyers and the cleverest men I ever knew, says he would hang
any man who was defended on an _alibi_, and backed by a good character.
Insanity is worn out; but here comes Belfast to the rescue, with
its plea of intimacy. Show that your client was no common
acquaintance--prove clearly habits of meeting and dining
together--display a degree of friendship between the parties that
bordered on brotherhood, and all is safe. Let your witness satisfy the
jury that they never had an altercation or angry word in their
lives, and depend upon it, killing will seem merely a little freak of
eccentricity, that may be indulged with Norfolk Island, but not punished
with the gallows.
“Guilty, my lord, but very intimate with the deceased,” is a new
discovery in law, and will hereafter be known as “the Belfast verdict.”
A NUT FOR THE REAL “LIBERATOR.”
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When Solomon said there was nothing new under the sun, he never knew
Lord Normanby. That's a fact, and now to show cause.
No attribute of regal, and consequently it may be inferred of vice-regal
personages, have met such universal praise from the world, as the
wondrous tact they would seem to possess, regarding the most suitable
modes of flattering the pride and gratifying the passions of those they
govern.
It happens not unfrequently, that they leave this blessed privilege
unused, and give themselves slight pains in its exercise; but should
the time come when its exhibition may be deemed fit or necessary, their
instinctive appreciation is said never to fail them, and they invariably
hit off the great trait of a people at once.
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