He had been reading ex-State Geologist Dumble's report of his analysis of Houston bayou water, and he was anxious to verify that gentleman's statements by an examination of his own. So, immediately after supper he went through the kitchen and found a tin bucket full of water sitting on a bench by the hydrant and carried it at once to his laboratory and, fastening himself in, went to work. After a time he heard his wife and children leave the house on their way to the supper at the church, which was only a block or two away, and he congratulated himself on the nice quiet time he was going to have. He worked away for nearly three hours, repeatedly examining through the powerful microscope samples of the bayou water from the bucket. * * * * * At last he slapped his hand on his knee in triumph. "Dumble's wrong!" he exclaimed. "He says it's the _hybadid cystallis_, and I'm certain he's mistaken. The inhabitants of this water are schizomycetic bacteria, but they are neither macrocci of roseopersicina, nor have they iso-diametric cells. "Can it be that I have discovered a new germ? Is scientific fame within my grasp?" He seized his pen and began to write. In a little while his family came home and his wife came up to the laboratory. He generally refused to let her in, but on that occasion he opened the door and welcomed her enthusiastically. "Ellen," he cried, "since you have been gone I have won fame and perhaps fortune. I have discovered a new bacterium in the bayou water. Science describes nothing like it. I shall call it after you and your name will pass into eternal fame. Just take a look through the microscope." His wife shut one eye and looked into the cylinder. "Funny little round things, ain't they?" she said. "Are they injurious to the system?" "Sure death. Get one of 'em in your alimentary canal and you're a goner. I'm going to write to the London _Lancet_ and the New York Academy of Sciences tonight. What shall we call 'em, Ellen? Let's see--Ellenobes, or Ellenites, or what?" "Oh, John, you wretch!" shrieked his wife, as she caught sight of the tin bucket on the table. "You've got my bucket of Galveston oysters that I bought to take to the church supper! Microbes, indeed!" (_Houston Daily Post_, Sunday morning, November 15, 1895.) Vereton Villa The following story of Southern life and manners won a prize offered by a Boston newspaper, and was written by a young lady in Boston, a teacher in one of the advanced schools of that city. She has never visited the South, but the faithful local color and character drawing shows an intimate acquaintance with the works of Mrs. H. B. Stowe, Albion W. Tourgee and other well known chroniclers of Southern life. Everyone living in the South will recognize the accurate portraits of Southern types of character and realistic description of life among the Southern planters. "Will you go, Penelope?" asked Cyrus.