American essays -- 19th century; American fiction -- 19th century; American poetry -- 19th century; Short stories, American
"You're next," he said, with a look of diabolical malevolence, and the
Post Man sank into a hard chair nailed to the wall, with a feeling of
hopeless despair.
In a few moments there was a rattle and a bang, the customer in the
chair was thrown violently on his feet, and fled out of the shop
pursued by the African who was making vicious dabs at him with a whisk
broom full of tacks and splinters.
The Post Man took a long look at the sunlight, pinned a little note to
his tie with his scarf pin, giving his address, in case the worst
should happen, and settled into the chair.
He informed the barber, in answer to a stern inquiry, that he did not
want his hair cut, and in turn received a look of cold incredulity and
contempt.
The chair was hurled to a reclining position, the lather was mixed,
and as the deadly brush successively stopped all sense of hearing,
sight and smell, the Post Man sank into a state of collapse, from which
he was aroused by the loud noise of a steel instrument with which the barber was scraping off the lather and wiping it on the Post Man's shirt sleeve.
"Everybody's riding bicycles now," said the barber, "and it's going to
be very difficult for the fashionable people to keep it an exclusive
exercise. You see, you can't prevent anybody from riding a bicycle
that wants to, and the streets are free for everyone. I don't see any
harm in the sport, myself, and it's getting more popular every day.
After a while, riding will become so general that a lady on a wheel
will not create any more notice than she would walking. It's good
exercise for the ladies, and that makes up for their looking like a
bag full of fighting cats slung over a clothes line when they ride.
"But the pains they do take to make themselves mannish! Why can't a
lady go in for athletics without trying to look and dress tough? If I
should tell you what one of them did the other day you wouldn't
believe it."
The barber here glared so fiercely at the Post Man that he struggled
up to the top of the lather by a superhuman effort and assured the
artist that anything he said would be received with implicit faith.
"I was sent for," continued the barber, "to go up on McKinney Avenue
and was to bring my razor and shaving outfit. I went up and found the
house.
"A good-looking young lady was riding a bicycle up and down in front
of the gate. She had on a short skirt, leggings, and a sack coat, cut
like a man's.
"I went in and knocked and they showed me into a side room. In a few
minutes the young lady came in, sat down on a chair and an old lady
whom I took to be her ma dropped in.
"'Shave,' said the young lady. 'Twice over, and be in a hurry; I've an
engagement.'
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