American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American -- Periodicals
“She will send the gown at once,” said the minister, mopping his
forehead. “But what a devil of a time I had getting her! Telephonists
have lost all respect. I did not remember the number and I did not want
to waste the minutes, so I said to the telephonist, ‘I know, my girl, it
is forbidden to call without a number, but this is the Minister of
Public Services who speaks.’ And figure to yourselves what she says!
‘_Flute alors!_’ she says. ‘Go on with you! That is what they all say!’”
“Oh,” laughed red-haired little Mme. Ribot, “that is exactly what
happened to Fanny Max, the new soprano everybody is talking about, you
know.” Ventrillon saw Mme. Sutrin give the little woman a warning
glance, and knew that Belletaille had stiffened at the mention of the
name. But Mme. Ribot wore a gown which had been ruined by the Minister
of Public Services, and she was about to make him pay through the nose.
Nothing could have stopped her. “Excepting that _she_ said she was the
_wife_ of the Minister of Public Services; and the telephone girl
said----”
Mme. Sutrin, having not the vaguest idea what that telephone girl had
said, but knowing Mme. Ribot’s tongue only too well, made a desperate
gesture to the leader of the jazz band, hoping to drown it in cacophony.
The Negro had gone out for a drink. Mme. Sutrin subsided hopelessly.
“The telephone girl said,” Mme. Ribot continued calmly and
deliberately--“she said, ‘Oh, the pig! _He has deceived me!_’”
The minister went a violent shade of royal purple.
“And that very day,” the shameless red-haired little creature went on,
“Fanny Max went to the telephone bureau with a riding whip, and it
required six men to eject her. Ministers of public services must be
fascinating.” She looked up wickedly at the minister, who looked down at
her in turn as if he would have liked to bite her. She was obtaining
royal indemnities for her gown.
“Oh, spare me!” cried the Belletaille. “I suffocate! All one hears is
Fanny Max! Fanny Max! Fanny Max! The newspapers are full of her. Why
people will discuss such a creature I cannot understand. Such vulgarity!
It makes me ill. And she will do anything for notoriety. I abhor
notoriety myself. I loathe notoriety. And voice? It is like the screech
of a rusty hinge. Really, Madame Sutrin, if we are to have nothing but
Fanny Max----”
“I assure you, madame,” said the minister to Mme. Ribot, striving to
keep his rage from his voice, “that I have not the honour of knowing
Mademoiselle Max----”
“Oh,” she cried quickly, “never fear! Your wife will not hear it from
_me_.”
“Ugh!” said the Belletaille to Ventrillon, “it continues! It is
disgusting! It is unspeakable! It is----”
“Mademoiselle,” interrupted Ventrillon, “why speak of her? She exists
only to be ignored by you.”
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