American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American -- Periodicals
“Open your door to me!” cried the ecstatic voice of the Belletaille.
“Have you seen the morning papers? You cannot refuse me the pleasure of
grasping your hand! The name of that Fanny Max does not appear. There
was no room for it. She had not even the distinction of being among
those present.”
“But, mademoiselle,” protested Ventrillon, “I cannot see you.”
“_Tout Paris_ is wild with the news,” the Belletaille rushed on; “even
your head-size appears in the papers. It was a clever idea of me to
destroy that portrait, was it not? Even as I plunged it into my own
likeness, I felt that I plunged my little knife into the heart of that
creature. But you have surpassed me. It was a stroke of genius. And what
an advertisement for my American tour! I must kiss you on both your
cheeks----”
“But, mademoiselle,” cried Ventrillon, in agony. “I am not dressed.
Would you have me receive you in my shirt?”
“Then open your door a little way. All the world will want to know you
now; but can you not come to me this afternoon? We must begin another
portrait. Open it only a little way! Permit me to give you the present I
have brought you.”
Ventrillon allowed her to intrude a large bandbox through the gap of the
partly opened door. When she had gone, he examined it, gingerly; he
wondered if she had handed him an infernal machine. He had heard of such
things, and could not trust her honeyed words.
He placed it on his table, and opened it by cautiously cutting away
pieces of its sides with his pocket-knife. When all the cardboard had
been cut away, there stood upon his table, crown-side down, and filled
with scarlet amaryllis, a hat, a magnificent hat, an elegant hat, a
formidable hat, a hat which was all there was of chic, a genuine
glistening stove-pipe hat, an authentic hat of eight reflections.
Ventrillon stared. It was really true that he was higher in the favour
of the Belletaille than ever. He was probably the most talked-of person
in Paris. He could that afternoon begin another portrait, and a greater
celebrity than he had ever hoped for was within his grasp. There was
even before him on his table a shining hat of eight reflections in which
to walk before the admiring eyes of _tout Paris_.
Now the concierge, who, fascinated, had remained behind to peek in at
the crack of the door, saw a strange thing. When she reported it eagerly
to him that evening, her worthy spouse remarked that now he knew what
had become of that bottle of _eau-de-vie_ his uncle had sent up from the
country, and he was not a man to be taken in by a woman’s lies, even
when she was sober.
Slinging its contents of scarlet amaryllis about the floor, Ventrillon
snatched the hat from the table, placed it accurately in the seat of his
chair, and sat upon it.
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