American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American -- Periodicals
“You will, too, go!” she cried, shrewishly. “_I_ don’t want to look at
you around here all evening. It’d make me sick to look at a man without
an ounce of fairness in his whole mean little body!”
“All right,” said Collinson, violently, “I _will_ go!”
“Yes! Get out of my sight!”
And he did, taking the one hundred dollar bill with him, to the
penny-ante poker party.
The gay Mr. Charlie Loomis called his apartment “the shack” in jocular
depreciation of its beauty and luxury, but he regarded it as a perfect
thing, and in one way it was: for it was perfectly in the family
likeness of a thousand such “shacks.” It had a ceiling with false beams,
walls of green burlap, spotted with coloured “coaching prints,” brown
shelves supporting pewter plates and mugs, “mission” chairs, a leather
couch with violet cushions, silver-framed photographs of lady friends
and officer friends, a drop light of pink-shot imitation alabaster, a
papier-mâché skull tobacco jar among moving-picture magazines on the
round card table; and, of course, the final Charlie Loomis touch--a
Japanese manservant.
The master of all this was one of those neat, stoutish young men with
fat, round heads, sleek, fair hair, immaculate, pale complexions, and
infirm little pink mouths--in fact, he was of the type that may suggest
to the student of resemblances a fastidious and excessively clean white
pig with transparent ears. Nevertheless, Charlie Loomis was of a
free-handed habit in some matters, being particularly indulgent to
pretty women and their children. He spoke of the latter as “the
kiddies,” of course, and liked to call their mothers “kiddo,” or
“girlie.” One of his greatest pleasures was to tell a woman that she was
“the dearest, bravest little girlie in the world.” Naturally he was a
welcome guest in many households, and would often bring a really
magnificent toy to the child of some friend whose wife he was courting.
Moreover, at thirty-three, he had already done well enough in business
to take things easily, and he liked to give these little card parties,
not for gain, but for pastime. He was cautious and disliked high stakes
in a game of chance.
“I don’t consider it hospitality to have any man go out o’ my shack
sore,” he was wont to say. “Myself, I’m a bachelor and got no
obligations; I’ll shoot any man that can afford it for anything he wants
to. Trouble is, you never can tell when a man _can’t_ afford it or what
harm his losin’ might mean to the little girlie at home and the kiddies.
No, boys, penny-ante and ten-cent limit is the highest we go in this ole
shack. Penny-ante and a few steins of the ole home-brew that hasn’t got
a divorce in a barrel of it!”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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