American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American -- Periodicals
The philosophic Smithie extended his arm across the table collecting the
cards to deal them, for the “hand” was finished. “Yes, sir, it’s funny,”
he repeated. “Nobody knows exactly what luck is, but the way I guess it
out, it lays in a man’s _believin’_ he’s in luck, and some little object
like this makes him kind of concentrate his mind on thinkin’ he’s goin’
to be lucky, because of course you often _know_ you’re goin’ to win, and
then you do win. You don’t win when you _want_ to win, or when you need
to; you win when you believe you’ll win. I don’t know who it was that
said, ‘Money’s the root of all evil’; but I guess he didn’t have _too_
much sense! I suppose if some man killed some other man for a dollar,
the poor fish that said that would let the man out and send the dollar
to the chair----”
But here this garrulous and discursive guest was interrupted by
immoderate protests from several of his colleagues. “Cut it out!” “My
Lord!” “_Do_ something!” “Smith_ie_! Are you ever goin’ to _deal_?”
“I’m goin’ to shuffle first,” he responded, suiting the action to the
word, though with deliberation, and at the same time continuing his
discourse. “It’s a mighty interesting thing, a piece o’ money. You take
this dollar, now: Who’s it belonged to? Where’s it been? What different
kind o’ funny things has it been spent for sometimes? What funny kind of
secrets do you suppose it could ’a’ heard if it had ears? Good people
have had it and bad people have had it: why, a dollar could tell more
about the human race--why, it could tell _all_ about it!”
“I guess it couldn’t tell all about the way you’re dealin’ those cards,”
said the man with the green shade. “You’re mixin’ things all up.”
“I’ll straighten ’em all out then,” said Smithie cheerfully. “They say,
‘Money talks.’ Golly! If it _could_ talk, what couldn’t it tell?
_No_body’d be safe. _I_ got this dollar now, but who’s it goin’ to
belong to next, and what’ll _he_ do with it? And then after _that_! Why,
for years and years and years, it’ll go on from one pocket to another,
in a millionaire’s house one day, in some burglar’s flat the next,
maybe, and in one person’s hand money’ll do good, likely, and in
another’s it’ll do harm. We all _want_ money; but some say it’s a bad
thing, like that dummy I was talkin’ about. Lordy! Goodness or badness,
I’ll take all anybody----”
He was interrupted again, and with increased vehemence. Collinson, who
sat next to him, complied with the demand to “ante up,” then placed the
dollar near his little cylinder of chips, and looked at his cards. They
proved unencouraging, and he turned to his neighbour. “I’d sort of like
to have that marked dollar, Smithie,” he said. “I’ll give you a paper
dollar, Smithie,” he said. “I’ll give you a paper dollar and a nickel
for it.”
But Smithie laughed, shook his head and slid the coin over toward his
own chips. “No, sir. I’m goin’ to keep it--awhile, anyway.”
“So you do think it’ll bring you luck, after all!”
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