American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American -- Periodicals
BY MARY S. WATTS
From _Harper’s_
Guiding the possible tenant about the house, Miss Wilcox pointed out its
desirable features in a dry little monotone that gave no hint, she
hoped, of her inward taut anxiety. She could not have achieved the
persuasive enthusiasm of the young man from the real-estate office even
if she had thought it becoming to a gentlewoman. Apparently he could see
no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil; there was something abnormal about
his incapacities; he was magnificent, but at moments Miss Martha feared
that he was not strictly conscientious. And besides, to what end
shutting his eyes and thereby perhaps influencing others to shut theirs
against unhappy facts? Truth will out. The house _was_ old; the floors
_did_ need refinishing: the front-parlour fireplace _did_ smoke----
“Them ceilings sure are high!” ejaculated the possible tenant, cocking a
measuring eye heavenward.
“Y-yes, they _are_ high,” Miss Martha admitted helplessly. At this
familiar--and perfectly just--criticism the agent always burst into
flaming eulogies of high ceilings. Just the thing for our summer
climate, our super-heated furnaces in winter! Tell you, the old-timers
knew how to build for comfort! Miss Martha shrank from conjecturing what
he said when ceilings were low. This whole experience illuminated
depressingly the practice current in what it was the modern shibboleth
to call “big business,” she thought.
“Well, eight-five per is a whole lotta money,” said the possible tenant.
She gazed round indifferently as they stepped out on the little side
porch; then all at once her expression altered with surprise and
interest. She clutched Miss Wilcox’s arm, holding her back with an
energetic whisper of warning. “Sh-h! See that bird? See him? Washing
himself in that old pedestal washstand somebody’s left out there? If
that ain’t the cutest thing! He’s just sloshin’ right in like a person,
you ’r I ’r anybody. Like it was put there just on purpose for him!”
“Why, it was. It’s a birds’ bath, you know,” said Miss Martha, somewhat
startled, fumbling for her eyeglasses; the pretty spectacle was no
novelty to her, yet it never lost its charm. “Oh, that’s one of the
thrushes. They must have a nest somewhere near----”
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