American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American -- Periodicals
Business men always said “same,” but Junior didn’t like it, and besides,
his father was a professional man, so he changed “same,” to “him.”
Of course it wasn’t much of a trick for me to land that four pound
trout on a three ounce rod, because I am probly the best fisherman
in any of the dozen or more fishing clubs I belong to.
Junior revised that to read:
Because I happen to have quite a little experience landing trout
and salmon in some of the most important streams in the world, from
the high Sierras to the Ural Mountains.
It would never do to make his father guilty of blowing--the unforgivable
sin.
He thought that was all right for a beginning, but did not know how to
follow it up. He wanted to put in something about the Andes, with a few
stories of wild adventure and hairbreadth escapes, but although he read
up on the Andes in the encyclopædia, as he did on all his father’s
temporary habitats, he did not feel that the encyclopædia style suited
his father’s vivid personality. In an old copy of the _National
Geographic Magazine_ he found a traveller’s description of adventures in
that part of the world, and simply copied a page or two. It had to do
with an amusing though extremely dangerous adventure with a python,
which had treed one of the writer’s gun bearers--a narrow escape told
as a joke--quite his father’s sort of thing; and no one would ever
accuse Junior of inventing such a well-written narrative with such
circumstantial local colour.
Blackie was properly impressed by the three thousand natives and one
hundred experts, and he too, laughed aloud at the antics of the gun
bearer. He told the other boys about it, as Junior meant him to do, and
some of them wanted to read it too. They dropped in after study hour.
Junior, it seems, required urging, like an amateur vocalist who
nevertheless has brought her music.
“Oh, shoot!” he said. “It doesn’t amount to anything. Just a letter from
my father.”
“Why don’t you read it aloud?” suggested Blackie.
Junior seemed bored, but soon submitted. Like vocalists, he was afraid
that they might stop urging him.
“Oh, very well,” he said. He skimmed lightly over the opening personal
paragraph with the parenthetical voice people use when leading up to the
important part of a letter, though this was a very important part for
Junior, to get it over. Then, with the manner of saying, “Ah, here we
are,” he began reading in a louder and more deliberate tone, but not
without realistic hesitation here and there, as if unfamiliar with the
text. He read not only the amusing adventure with the python, but an
authoritative paragraph on the mineral deposits of the mountains. So his
audience never doubted that he had a real letter from a real mining
expert who signed himself “Your affectionate friend and father.”
Junior carelessly tossed the letter upon the table. “Some day I’ll read
you one of his interesting ones,” he said.
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