American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American -- Periodicals
“Wall ... I took to whimperin’ like a two-year-old. ‘Ef ye woan’t do it
fur the Bible,’ says I, ‘do it fur us boys. Ye’ve al’ays been terrible
proud of us--al’ays wanted we should have jes’ what we wanted, and
thar’s nothin’ in the whole o’ creation we want so much this minute as
to see ye restin’ peaceful. Git back in. Close your eyes, fold your
hands, git that listen fur the last trumpet look on your face. Hurry,
woan’t ye? The sexton’s shovellin’ like sixty.’
“She give me another of them pitiful looks--nigh broke me all up--and
she sort o’ slid back and slammed the lid down on her fur all the
world like one of these cuckoo clocks. I lit out and landed side o’
the parson jes’ as he said ‘Amen.’ ... ‘Amen,’ says I, thankful-like.
‘Amen,’ says the sexton.... ‘Amen,’ says the mourners in a roarin’
chorus like the sea. And then I swear to ye that way under the dirt I
heard Gram sing out Amen! Tell ye I woke in a sweat!”
“Cold sweat?” I asked. It was all I could think of.
“Cold as a clam, dripped with it.”
“That makes three.”
“Three!” Zeb tolled it out like a passing bell. “All bad enough--the
fourth, worst of all. Ye wait.”
I waited.
“Three years I lived comfortable in my mind. Seemed like that last Amen
had settled things. Then May come along. I’d been slippin’ some of them
geraniums to take up to the cemetery Memorial Day. I could still walk
some--slowly, but git about--and I went to bed mighty real happy at the
idea o’ fixin’ up Gram’s grave. Right on top o’ that came the fourth
dream!
“I was swingin’ up the road toward the cemetery, and in one hand
I carried a pot with the slips in, and t’other held my stick I
walked with. Jes’ about reached the lot when up comes a jedge from
Boston--nice feller--and I asked him to come along and see the view
from our place. ‘Most famous in the State,’ says I. ‘Clear days we can
see ’most anything.’
“I fetched him through the iron gates and stood him up close to the
monument and begun pointin’ places out. ‘Thar’s Mount Washington,’
says I. ‘Some days ye can see the whole Presidential Range.... Thar’s
Katahdin ... thar’s....’ But I stopped thar dead. I’d caught something
move in the grass by Gram’s headstone. The next minute out come a
whistle, loudest I ever heard. I swung the jedge clear ’round and
pointed out to sea. ‘Thar’s Mount Desert,’ says I, and ‘thar’s Isle au
Haut. That’s the Rockland boat ye hear whistlin’--consarn it!’
“I looked at Gram. She’d got her head and shoulders clear and she was
whistlin’ ag’in fur dear life. Then she took her fingers out of her
mouth and nodded her head toward out back. Seemed like she was askin’
me fur the last time to take her home. The jedge seemed lost in the
scenery, and I stepped up to Gram and showed her the geranium slips.
‘Look at them,’ says I. ‘Fetched ’em all the way over to decorate your
grave, and here ye be, bustin’ loose and cuttin’ up. Hain’t ye ever
goin’ to give in and rest in peace?’
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