American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American -- Periodicals
Sometimes when the weather was fine, and the sun not too hot or too
bright, old Henriette would put on a clean “josie,” and take her
stick and hobble down to Josephine’s house to sit and talk of old
times. She would get one of her grandchildren to help her down in the
ditch, beside the highroad, where she insisted on walking to avoid the
automobiles. When there had been rain Henriette got her feet all wet
and muddy, down in the ditch that way. When the weather was dry the
automobiles, shrieking by, sprayed her from head to foot with a fine
white dust. Sometimes she got into nettles, or cockleburs or ants. And
once a rattlesnake had glided across her path. Her grandchildren, who
loved her, were dismayed and indignant. “Ain’t you ’shame, Gran’mamma,
walking down in the ditch! How come you don’t let us take you to
Josephine’s in the car?” But Henriette was afraid of cars. “It ain’t
far. I ruther walk.”
Josephine was always glad to see her. She would grunt and grumble and
fetch out another shuck-bottomed chair. Then Josephine would make
coffee. Josephine was rich. She owned her house and a little store
that her son-in-law managed; and her married children lived with her,
not she with them. She was very, very fat, what with easy living. How
the two old women would gossip, the pleasant air stirred with their
palmetto fans. Now in “American,” now in French; talk, talk, talk,
talk. “Ain’t your tongues ever run down?” Josephine’s daughters-in-law
would ask, laughing but respectful.
What grand living and dying there used to be, back in steamboat days!
It was like recalling a wedding festival or a Mardi Gras to look back
to the yellow-fever scare of 1890. A funeral every day, and sometimes
two. She and Josephine had had their hands full.... Shucks! the land
was too healthy now, what with draining the swamps and such. The people
were getting too uppity, outwitting death like that. Good thing after
all that the automobiles bumped some of them off, else they never
would quit the earth. What if some day folks should rise up and simply
refuse to die! Well, what would God the Father have to say about that?
Sometimes Henriette and Josephine would crack mild little jokes,
slapping at the flies with their untiring fans. “I seen Toni last week,
at the church. He’s looking feeble.” “_Mais non!_” (A cackle.) “He
ain’t here for long.” Sometimes a shrill and sudden chorus of locusts
swelled out of Josephine’s trees, and was gone. A sure sign of death.
And the two old women would cross themselves. “I wonder who it is
_this_ time!”
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