Russia -- Social life and customs -- 1533-1917 -- Fiction
“Let us go indoors now, Vaniushka,” he said; wherefore they directed
their steps towards the door. But to meet them! there issued Agafia
Matvievna.
“Why are you coming in so early?” she inquired.
“Early, indeed? Why, we have paced the path twenty times each way, and
from here to the fence is a distance of fifty _sazhens_; wherefore we
have covered two versts in all.”
“And how many times do _you_ say you have paced it?” she inquired of
Vania.
He hesitated.
“Do not lie, but look me straight in the face,” she continued, fixing
him with her gaze. “I have been watching you the whole time. Remember
next Sunday. Possibly I might not let you go to the party that night.”
“Well, mother,” the boy said at length, “we have paced the path only
_twelve_ times.”
“Ah, you rogue!” exclaimed Oblomov. “You were nipping off acacia-leaves
all the time, whereas _I_ was keeping the most careful account.”
“Then you must go and do some more walking,” decided the landlady.
“Besides, the fish soup is not yet ready.” And she closed the door upon
the pair.
Oblomov, much against his will, completed another eight pacings of the
path, and then entered the dining-room. On the large round table
the fish soup was now steaming, and all hastened to take their usual
seats--Oblomov in solitary state on the sofa, the landlady on his right,
and the rest in due sequence.
“I will help you to _this_ herring, as it is the fattest,” said Agafia
Matvievna.
“Very well,” he remarked. “Only, I think that a pie would go well with
it.”
“Oh dear! I have forgotten the pies! I meant to make some last night,
but my memory is all gone to pieces!” The artful Agafia Matvievna!
“Besides, I am afraid that I have forgotten the cutlets and the cabbage.
In fact, you must not expect very much of a dinner to-day.” This was
addressed ostensibly to Alexiev.
“Never mind,” he replied. “I can eat anything.”
“But why not cook him some pork and peas, or a beef-steak?” asked
Oblomov.
“I _did_ go to the butcher’s for a beefsteak, but there was not a single
morsel of good beef left. However, I have made Monsieur Alexiev a cherry
_compote_ instead. I know he likes that.” The truth was that cherry
_compote was not_ bad for Oblomov; wherefore the complacent Alexiev had
no choice but both to eat it and to like it.
After dinner no power on earth could prevent Oblomov from assuming a
recumbent position; so, to obviate his going to sleep, the landlady
was accustomed to place beside him his coffee, and then to inspire,
her children to play games on the floor, so that, willy-nilly, Oblomov
should be forced to join in their sport. Presently she withdrew to
the kitchen to see if the coffee was yet ready, and, meanwhile, the
children’s clatter died away. Almost at once a gentle snore arose in
the room--then a louder one--then one louder still; and when Agafia
Matvievna returned with the steaming coffee-pot she encountered such a
volume of snoring as would have done credit to a post-house.
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