Odd craft [complete]Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Odd craft [complete]
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Sailors -- Fiction
“They dragged the river,” resumed his wife, “and found the cap, but
they didn’t find the body till nine weeks afterward. There was a
inquest at the Peal o’ Bells, and I identified you, and all that grand
funeral was because they thought you’d lost your life saving little
Billy. They said you was a hero.”
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“You’ve made a nice mess of it,” repeated Mr. Blows.
“The rector preached the sermon,” continued his wife; “a beautiful
sermon it was, too. I wish you’d been there to hear it; I should ’ave
enjoyed it ever so much better. He said that nobody was more surprised
than what ’e was at your doing such a thing, and that it only showed
’ow little we knowed our fellow-creatures. He said that it proved there
was good in all of us if we only gave it a chance to come out.”
Mr. Blows eyed her suspiciously, but she sat thinking and staring at
the floor.
“I s’pose we shall have to give the money back now,” she said, at last.
“Money!” said the other; “what money?”
“Money that was collected for us,” replied his wife. “One ’undered and
eighty-three pounds seven shillings and fourpence.”
Mr. Blows took a long breath. “’Ow much?” he said, faintly; “say it
agin.”
His wife obeyed.
“Show it to me,” said the other, in trembling tones; “let’s ’ave a look
at it. Let’s ’old some of it.”
“I can’t,” was the reply; “there’s a committee of the Camels took
charge of it, and they pay my rent and allow me ten shillings a week.
Now I s’pose it’ll have to be given back?”
“Don’t you talk nonsense,” said Mr. Blows, violently. “You go to them
interfering Camels and say you want your money—all of it. Say you’re
going to Australia. Say it was my last dying wish.”
Mrs. Blows puckered her brow.
“I’ll keep quiet upstairs till you’ve got it,” continued her husband,
rapidly. “There was only two men saw me, and I can see now that they
thought I was my own ghost. Send the kids off to your mother for a few
days.”
His wife sent them off next morning, and a little later was able to
tell him that his surmise as to his friends’ mistake was correct. All
Gravelton was thrilled by the news that the spiritual part of Mr. John
Blows was walking the earth, and much exercised as to his reasons for
so doing.
“Seemed such a monkey trick for ’im to do,” complained Mr. Carter, to
the listening circle at the Peal o’ Bells. “‘I’m a-looking at you,
Joe,’ he ses, and he waggled his ’ead as if it was made of
india-rubber.”
“He’d got something on ’is mind what he wanted to tell you,” said a
listener, severely; “you ought to ’ave stopped, Joe, and asked ’im what
it was.”
“I think I see myself,” said the shivering Mr. Carter. “I think I see
myself.”
“Then he wouldn’t ’ave troubled you any more,” said the other.
Mr. Carter turned pale and eyed him fixedly. “P’r’aps it was only a
death-warning,” said another man.
“What d’ye mean, ‘_only_ a death-warning’?” demanded the unfortunate
Mr. Carter; “you don’t know what you’re talking about.”
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