Odd craft [complete]Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Odd craft [complete]
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Sailors -- Fiction
He undressed ’imself and got into the bed he shared with Peter, and
kept ’im awake for hours by telling ’im in a loud voice about all the
gals he’d made love to in his life, and partikler about one gal that
always fainted dead away whenever she saw either a red-’aired man or a
monkey.
Peter Russet found out all about it next day, and told Sam that it was
a barmaid with black ’air and eyes at the Jolly Pilots, and that she
wouldn’t ’ave anything to say to Ginger.
He spoke to Ginger about it agin when they were going to bed that
night, and to ’is surprise found that he was quite civil. When ’e said
that he would do anything he could for ’im, Ginger was quite affected.
“I can’t eat or drink,” he ses, in a miserable voice; “I lay awake all
last night thinking of her. She’s so diff’rent to other gals; she’s
got—If I start on you, Sam Small, you’ll know it. You go and make that
choking noise to them as likes it.”
“It’s a bit o’ egg-shell I got in my throat at breakfast this morning,
Ginger,” ses Sam. “I wonder whether she lays awake all night thinking
of you?”
“I dare say she does,” ses Peter Russet, giving ’im a little push.
“Keep your ’art up, Ginger,” ses Sam; “I’ve known gals to ’ave the most
ext’ordinary likings afore now.”
“Don’t take no notice of ’im,” ses Peter, holding Ginger back. “’Ow are
you getting on with her?”
Ginger groaned and sat down on ’is bed and looked at the floor, and Sam
went and sat on his till it shook so that Ginger offered to step over
and break ’is neck for ’im.
“I can’t ’elp the bed shaking,” ses Sam; “it ain’t my fault. I didn’t
make it. If being in love is going to make you so disagreeable to your
best friends, Ginger, you’d better go and live by yourself.”
“I ’eard something about her to-day, Ginger,” ses Peter Russet. “I met
a chap I used to know at Bull’s Wharf, and he told me that she used to
keep company with a chap named Bill Lumm, a bit of a prize-fighter, and
since she gave ’im up she won’t look at anybody else.”
“Was she very fond of ’im, then?” asks Ginger.
“I don’t know,” ses Peter; “but this chap told me that she won’t walk
out with anybody agin, unless it’s another prize-fighter. Her pride
won’t let her, I s’pose.”
“Well, that’s all right, Ginger,” ses Sam; “all you’ve got to do is to
go and be a prize-fighter.”
“If I ’ave any more o’ your nonsense—” ses Ginger, starting up.
“That’s right,” ses Sam; “jump down anybody’s throat when they’re
trying to do you a kindness. That’s you all over, Ginger, that is.
Wot’s to prevent you telling ’er that you’re a prize-fighter from
Australia or somewhere? She won’t know no better.”
He got up off the bed and put his ’ands up as Ginger walked across the
room to ’im, but Ginger on’y wanted to shake ’ands, and arter he ’ad
done that ’e patted ’im on the back and smiled at ’im.
“I’ll try it,” he ses. “I’d tell any lies for ’er sake. Ah! you don’t
know wot love is, Sam.”
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