Odd craft [complete]Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Odd craft [complete]
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Sailors -- Fiction
“I used to,” ses Sam, and then he sat down agin and began to tell ’em
all the love-affairs he could remember, until at last Peter Russet got
tired and said it was ’ard to believe, looking at ’im now, wot a
perfick terror he’d been with gals, and said that the face he’d got now
was a judgment on ’im. Sam shut up arter that, and got into trouble
with Peter in the middle o’ the night by waking ’im up to tell ’im
something that he ’ad just thought of about _his_ face.
The more Ginger thought o’ Sam’s idea the more he liked it, and the
very next evening ’e took Peter Russet into the private bar o’ the
Jolly Pilots. He ordered port wine, which he thought seemed more
’igh-class than beer, and then Peter Russet started talking to Miss
Tucker and told her that Ginger was a prize-fighter from Sydney, where
he’d beat everybody that stood up to ’im.
The gal seemed to change toward Ginger all in a flash, and ’er
beautiful black eyes looked at ’im so admiring that he felt quite
faint. She started talking to ’im about his fights at once, and when at
last ’e plucked up courage to ask ’er to go for a walk with ’im on
Sunday arternoon she seemed quite delighted.
“It’ll be a nice change for me,” she ses, smiling. “I used to walk out
with a prize-fighter once before, and since I gave ’im up I began to
think I was never going to ’ave a young man agin. You can’t think ’ow
dull it’s been.”
“Must ha’ been,” ses Ginger.
“I s’pose you’ve got a taste for prize-fighters, miss,” ses Peter
Russet.
“No,” ses Miss Tucker; “I don’t think that it’s that exactly, but, you
see, I couldn’t ’ave anybody else. Not for their own sakes.”
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“Why not?” ses Ginger, looking puzzled.
“Why not?” ses Miss Tucker. “Why, because o’ Bill. He’s such a ’orrid
jealous disposition. After I gave ’im up I walked out with a young
fellow named Smith; fine, big, strapping chap ’e was, too, and I never
saw such a change in any man as there was in ’im after Bill ’ad done
with ’im. I couldn’t believe it was ’im. I told Bill he ought to be
ashamed of ’imself.”
“Wot did ’e say?” asks Ginger.
“Don’t ask me wot ’e said,” ses Miss Tucker, tossing her ’ead. “Not
liking to be beat, I ’ad one more try with a young fellow named Charlie
Webb.”
“Wot ’appened to ’im?” ses Peter Russet, arter waiting a bit for ’er to
finish.
“I can’t bear to talk of it,” ses Miss Tucker, holding up Ginger’s
glass and giving the counter a wipe down. “_He_ met Bill, and I saw ’im
six weeks afterward just as ’e was being sent away from the ’ospital to
a seaside home. Bill disappeared after that.”
“Has he gone far away?” ses Ginger, trying to speak in a off-’and way.
“Oh, he’s back now,” ses Miss Tucker. “You’ll see ’im fast enough, and,
wotever you do, don’t let ’im know you’re a prize-fighter.”
“Why not?” ses pore Ginger.
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