Odd craft [complete]Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Odd craft [complete]
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Sailors -- Fiction
A little chap from Mile End was the referee, and Bill Lumm, ’aving
peeled, stood looking on while Ginger took ’is things off and slowly
and carefully folded ’em up. Then they stepped toward each other, Bill
taking longer steps than Ginger, and shook ’ands; immediately arter
which Bill knocked Ginger head over ’eels.
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“Time!” was called, and the landlord o’ the Jolly Pilots, who was
nursing Ginger on ’is knee, said that it was nothing at all, and that
bleeding at the nose was a sign of ’ealth. But as it happened Ginger
was that mad ’e didn’t want any encouragement, he on’y wanted to kill
Bill Lumm.
He got two or three taps in the next round which made his ’ead ring,
and then he got ’ome on the mark and follered it up by a left-’anded
punch on Bill’s jaw that surprised ’em both—Bill because he didn’t
think Ginger could hit so ’ard, and Ginger because ’e didn’t think that
prize-fighters ’ad any feelings.
They clinched and fell that round, and the landlord patted Ginger on
the back and said that if he ever ’ad a son he ’oped he’d grow up like
’im.
Ginger was surprised at the way ’e was getting on, and so was old Sam
and Peter Russet, and when Ginger knocked Bill down in the sixth round
Sam went as pale as death. Ginger was getting marked all over, but he
stuck, to ’is man, and the two dock policemen, wot ’ad put their money
on Bill Lumm, began to talk of their dooty, and say as ’ow the fight
ought to be stopped.
At the tenth round Bill couldn’t see out of ’is eyes, and kept wasting
’is strength on the empty air, and once on the referee. Ginger watched
’is opportunity, and at last, with a terrific smash on the point o’
Bill’s jaw, knocked ’im down and then looked round for the landlord’s
knee.
Bill made a game try to get up when “Time!” was called, but couldn’t;
and the referee, who was ’olding a ’andkerchief to ’is nose, gave the
fight to Ginger.
It was the proudest moment o’ Ginger Dick’s life. He sat there like a
king, smiling ’orribly, and Sam’s voice as he paid ’is losings sounded
to ’im like music, in spite o’ the words the old man see fit to use. It
was so ’ard to get Peter Russet’s money that it a’most looked as though
there was going to be another prize-fight, but ’e paid up at last and
went off, arter fust telling Ginger part of wot he thought of ’im.
There was a lot o’ quarrelling, but the bets was all settled at last,
and the landlord o’ the Jolly Pilots, who was in ’igh feather with the
money he’d won, gave Ginger the five pounds he’d promised and took him
’ome in a cab.
“You done well, my lad,” he ses. “No, don’t smile. It looks as though
your ’ead’s coming off.”
“I ’ope you’ll tell Miss Tucker ’ow I fought,” ses Ginger.
“I will, my lad,” ses the landlord; “but you’d better not see ’er for
some time, for both your sakes.”
“I was thinking of ’aving a day or two in bed,” ses Ginger.
“Best thing you can do,” ses the landlord; “and mind, don’t you ever
fight Bill Lumm agin. Keep out of ’is way.”
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