Odd craft [complete]Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Odd craft [complete]
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Sailors -- Fiction
“Your sake?” ses Ginger, staring.
“I’ve got money on it,” ses Sam, “so’s Peter. If you don’t turn up all
bets’ll be off.”
“Good job for you, too,” ses Ginger. “If I did turn up you’d lose it,
to a dead certainty.”
Old Sam coughed and looked at Peter, and Peter ’e coughed and looked at
Sam.
“You don’t understand, Ginger,” said Sam, in a soft voice; “it ain’t
often a chap gets the chance o’ making a bit o’ money these ’ard
times.”
“So we’ve put all our money on Bill Lumm,” ses Peter. “It’s the safest
and easiest way o’ making money I ever ’eard of. You see, we know
you’re not a prize-fighter and the others don’t.”
Pore Ginger looked at ’em, and then ’e called ’em all the names he
could lay ’is tongue to, but, with the idea o’ the money they was going
make, they didn’t mind a bit. They let him ’ave ’is say, and that night
they brought ’ome two other sailormen wot ’ad bet agin Ginger to share
their room, and, though they ’ad bet agin ’im, they was so fond of ’im
that it was evident that they wasn’t going to leave ’im till the fight
was over.
Ginger gave up then, and at twelve o’clock next day they started off to
find the place. Mr. Webson, the landlord of the Jolly Pilots, a short,
fat man o’ fifty, wot ’ad spoke to Ginger once or twice, went with ’em,
and all the way to the station he kept saying wot a jolly spot it was
for that sort o’ thing. Perfickly private; nice soft green grass to be
knocked down on, and larks up in the air singing away as if they’d
never leave off.
They took the train to Homerton, and, being a slack time o’ the day,
the porters was surprised to see wot a lot o’ people was travelling by
it. So was Ginger. There was the landlords of ’arf the public-’ouses in
Wapping, all smoking big cigars; two dock policemen in plain clothes,
wot ’ad got the arternoon off—one with a raging toothache and the other
with a baby wot wasn’t expected to last the day out. They was as full
o’ fun as kittens, and the landlord o’ the Jolly Pilots pointed out to
Ginger wot reasonable ’uman beings policemen was at ’art. Besides them
there was quite a lot o’ sailormen, even skippers and mates, nearly all
of ’em smoking big cigars, too, and looking at Ginger out of the corner
of one eye and at the Wapping Basher out of the corner of the other.
“Hit ’ard and hit straight,” ses the landlord to Ginger in a low voice,
as they got out of the train and walked up the road. “’Ow are you
feeling?”
“I’ve got a cold coming on,” ses pore Ginger, looking at the Basher,
who was on in front, “and a splitting ’eadache, and a sharp pain all
down my left leg. I don’t think——”
“Well, it’s a good job it’s no worse,” ses the landlord; “all you’ve
got to do is to hit ’ard. If you win it’s a ’undered pounds in my
pocket, and I’ll stand you a fiver of it. D’ye understand?”
They turned down some little streets, several of ’em going diff’rent
ways, and arter crossing the River Lea got on to the marshes, and, as
the landlord said, the place might ha’ been made for it.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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