Odd craft [complete]Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Odd craft [complete]
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Sailors -- Fiction
“Webson and Julia Tucker was married at eleven o’clock yesterday
morning,” ses Bill Lumm, in a hoarse voice. “When I think of the way
I’ve been done, and wot I’ve suffered, I feel ’arf crazy. He won a
’undered pounds through me, and then got the gal I let myself be
disgraced for. I ’ad an idea some time ago that he’d got ’is eye on
her.”
Ginger Dick didn’t answer ’im a word. He staggered back and braced
’imself up agin the wall for a bit, and arter staring at Bill Lumm in a
wild way for pretty near three minutes he crawled back to ’is lodgings
and went straight to bed agin.
ODD CHARGES
Seated at his ease in the warm tap-room of the Cauliflower, the
stranger had been eating and drinking for some time, apparently
unconscious of the presence of the withered ancient who, huddled up in
that corner of the settle which was nearer to the fire, fidgeted
restlessly with an empty mug and blew with pathetic insistence through
a churchwarden pipe which had long been cold. The stranger finished his
meal with a sigh of content and then, rising from his chair, crossed
over to the settle and, placing his mug on the time-worn table before
him, began to fill his pipe.
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The old man took a spill from the table and, holding it with trembling
fingers to the blaze, gave him a light. The other thanked him, and
then, leaning back in his corner of the settle, watched the smoke of
his pipe through half-closed eyes, and assented drowsily to the old
man’s remarks upon the weather.
“Bad time o’ the year for going about,” said the latter, “though I
s’pose if you can eat and drink as much as you want it don’t matter. I
s’pose you mightn’t be a conjurer from London, sir?”
The traveller shook his head.
“I was ’oping you might be,” said the old man. The other manifested no
curiosity.
“If you ’ad been,” said the old man, with a sigh, “I should ha’ asked
you to ha’ done something useful. Gin’rally speaking, conjurers do
things that are no use to anyone; wot I should like to see a conjurer
do would be to make this ’ere empty mug full o’ beer and this empty
pipe full o’ shag tobacco. That’s wot I should ha’ made bold to ask you
to do if you’d been one.”
The traveller sighed, and, taking his short briar pipe from his mouth
by the bowl, rapped three times upon the table with it. In a very short
time a mug of ale and a paper cylinder of shag appeared on the table
before the old man.
“Wot put me in mind o’ your being a conjurer,” said the latter, filling
his pipe after a satisfying draught from the mug, “is that you’re
uncommon like one that come to Claybury some time back and give a
performance in this very room where we’re now a-sitting. So far as
looks go, you might be his brother.”
The traveller said that he never had a brother.
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