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The first rain of the season was falling, and Bunny got in fairly late,
and found that Eunice was at home, and had not carried out her threat to
get another lover. No, she was trying an experiment she had read about
in a book of her mother’s, a thing called “mental telepathy”; you sat
and shut your eyes and “concentrated,” “willing” that somebody should do
something, and then they would do it, and the “new thought” doctrine
would be vindicated. Eunice was trying it, and when she heard Bunny’s
step on the veranda, she sprang up with a little shriek of delight and
rushed into his arms, and while she smothered him with kisses she told
him about this marvelous triumph of experimental psychology. “Oh, Bunny,
I just knew you couldn’t be so cruel to me! I knew you’d come, because
I’m all alone, Mamma has gone to raise money for the Serbian orphans.
Oh, Bunny, come on!”—and she started to draw him toward the stairs.
Bunny didn’t think that was quite the thing, and tried to hold back, but
she smothered his protest in kisses. “You silly boy, are we going out
and park in the rain? Or do you want to go to a hotel here in town,
where everybody knows us?”
“But, your mother, Eunice—”
“Mother, bunk!” said Eunice. “Mother has a lover and I know it, and she
knows I know it. If she don’t know about you and me, it’s time she was
making a guess. So you come up to my room.”
“But how’ll I get out, Eunice?”
“You’ll get out when I let you out, and maybe it’ll be morning, and
you’ll be treated with decent hospitality.”
“But Eunice, I never heard of such a thing!”
“Bunny, you talk like your grandmother!”
“But what about the servants, dear?”
“Servants, hell!” said Eunice. “You can run your home to please the
servants, but that’s not our way—at least, not tonight!” And to save
Bunny any embarrassment, she kept him in her room in the morning while
she broke the news to her mother; and if there were any mental agonies
Bunny never knew it, because the patroness of the Serbian orphans
breakfasted in bed, reading in the morning paper the account of her
fashionable philanthropies.
After that, the ice was broken—as the French have observed, it is the
first step that counts, thought it is doubtful if any parent in
old-fashioned France has been compelled to take quite so long a step.
The rainy season continued, making outdoor petting parties
uncomfortable, so whenever he was commanded, Bunny would stay in
Eunice’s home, and it was all quite domestic and regular according to
advanced modern standards. In fact, there was only one small detail
left, and Bunny suggested that: “Eunice, why shouldn’t we go and get
married, and have it over with?”
He was surprised by the vehemence of the girl’s reaction. “Oh, Bunny,
we’re having such a happy time, and why do you want to ruin it?”
“But why would that ruin it?”
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