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And then there was Gregor Nikolaieff. Gregor was all right, when you got
to know him, but the trouble was, it was hard to know him, because his
accent was peculiar, and at critical moments in his talk he would forget
the English word. He had jet black hair, and black eyes with a sombre
frown above them—in short, he was the very picture of what the students
called a “Bolsheviki.” As it happened, Gregor’s father had belonged to
one of the revolutionary parties whom the Bolsheviks were now sending to
jail; but how could you explain that to a student body which dumped into
one common garbage-can Socialists and Communists and Syndicalists and
Anarchists, Communist-Anarchists and Anarchist-Syndicalists, Social
Revolutionaries and Social-Democrats, Populists, Progressives,
Single-taxers, Nonpartisan Leaguers, Pacifists, Pragmatists, Altruists,
Vegetarians, Anti-vivisectionists and opponents of capital punishment.
Also there was Rachel Menzies, who belonged to a people that had been
chosen by the Lord, but not by the aforesaid student body. Rachel was
rather good-looking, though in a dark, foreign way; she was short—what
feminine enemies would have called “dumpy”—and made no pretense at
finery, but came to the university in black cotton stockings and a
shirtwaist that did not match her skirt. There was a rumor that her
father worked in a clothing factory, and her brother was pressing
students’ pants for an education.
And here was the discoverer and heir-apparent of the Ross Junior oil
field, letting himself be seen in public with these people, and even
trying to introduce them to his fraternity brothers; excusing himself by
saying that they believed in “free speech.” As if it were not obvious
that they would, having everything to gain and nothing to lose!
Proletarians of all universities unite!
Poor Bunny got it from both sides. “Look here,” said Donald Burns,
president of the sophomore class, “don’t you introduce me to any more of
your Yid fairies.” And then, “Look here,” said Rachel Menzies, “don’t
you introduce me to any more of your male fashion-plates.” Bunny
protested, he had the idea that all kinds of people ought to know one
another; but Rachel informed him that she thought too much of herself.
“Probably you’ve never been snubbed in your life, Mr. Ross, but we Jews
learn the lesson early in our lives—not to go where we aren’t wanted.”
Said Bunny, “But Miss Menzies, if you believe in ideas, you’ve got to
teach people—”
“Thank you,” she said; “I believe in my ideas, but not enough to teach
Donald Burns.”
“But how can you tell?” Bunny protested. “You’re teaching me, and I
don’t belong to the working-class.” He had learned that this girl was a
member of the Socialist party, and it was “class-consciousness,” as well
as Jewish consciousness.
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