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She was leading the horse with the bridle over its head, and Bunny
walked by her side. “Did you notice that nightmare?” she said, as they
passed the thirty-two Loreleis in their grave-clothes. “That was one of
the dreams of old Hank Thatcher. You’ve heard of ‘Happy Hank,’ the
California Grape-king?”
“So that’s his place!” exclaimed Bunny.
“He dreamed of orgies, and kept half a dozen harems; his wife refused
him a divorce to punish him, and when he died she covered up his dream
as a kind of public penance.”
“Nobody seems to see it but the seals.”
“Oh, the papers were full of it; they would never pass up any news about
the Thatchers. They send out a reporter once in a while. One time they
had a scream of a story—the reporter had worn a suit of chain-mail
under his trousers, and the dogs had torn at him in vain!”
“She sets dogs on them?”
“That’s why nobody dares go up there to peek at the statues.”
“Good Lord!” exclaimed Bunny. “I peeked at half a dozen of them.”
“Well, you were lucky. That’s why I carried this revolver along; they
sometimes come onto the beach, and the neighbors make war on them.”
“Why doesn’t she put up a fence?”
“She’s in a dispute with the county. She claims to own the beach, and
every now and then she puts a barrier across it, and the county sends
men at night to tear it down. They’ve been fighting it out for the past
ten years. Also the state is trying to put a highway through the
tract—it would save several miles of the coast route—but she has spent
a fortune fighting them; she lives in that castle like a beleaguered
princess in the old days—all the shades drawn, and she steals about
from room to room with a gun in her hand, looking for burglars and
spies. Ask Harve about it—he knows her.”
“Is she insane?”
“It’s a reaction from her life with her husband; he was a profligate,
and so she’s a miser. They tell a story about him, he used to pay his
hands in cash, and would drive about the country in a buckboard with
little canvas bags, each containing a thousand dollars in gold. One time
he dropped one bag and didn’t miss it; one of his hands brought it to
him, and old Hank looked at the man with contempt, and put his hand into
his pocket and pulled out a half dollar. ‘Here,’ he said, ‘here’s the
price of a rope; go buy one and hang yourself’!”
“So now she’s taking care of the money!”
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