Old Friends: Essays in Epistolary ParodyLang, Andrew
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Old Friends: Essays in Epistolary Parody
Lang, Andrew
Imaginary letters; Parodies; Wit and humor
OUR great gallery has once more opened her doors, if not to the public,
nor even to the fashionable _élite_, at least to the critics. They are a
motley throng who lounge on Press Days in the sumptuous halls; ladies,
small boys, clergymen are there, and among them but few, perhaps, who
have received the training in High Art of your correspondent, and have
had their eye, through a lifetime more than commonly prolonged, on the
glorious Antique. And what shall we say of the present Academy? In some
ways, things have improved a little since my “Boadishia” came back on my
hands (1839) at a time when High Art and the Antique would not do in this
country: they would not do. As far as the new exhibition shows, they do
better now than when the century was younger and “Portrait of the Artist,
by S. Gandish”—at thirty-three years of age—was offered in vain to the
jealously Papist clique who then controlled the Uffizi. Foreigners are
more affable now; they have taken Mr. Poynter’s of himself.
To return to the Antique, what the President’s “Captive Andromache” must
have cost _in models alone_ is difficult to reckon. When times were
cheaper, fifty years since, my ancient Britons in “Boadishia” stood me in
thirty pounds: the central figures, however, were members of my own
family. To give every one his due, “Andromache” is high art—yes, it is
high—and the Antique has not been overlooked. About the back-view of the
young party at the fountain Mr. Horsley may have something to say. For
my part, there seems a want of muscle in vigorous action: where are the
_biceps_, where are the thews of Michael Angelo? The President is a
touch too quiet for a taste framed in the best schools. As to his
colour, where is that nutty brown tone of the flesh? But the designs on
the Greek vase are carefully rendered; though I have heard it remarked by
a classical scholar that these kind of vases were not in use about
Homer’s time. Still, the intention is good, though the costumes are not
what _we_ should have called Ancient Roman when the President was a
boy—ay, or earlier.
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