Kentucky -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, American
The shadows on the grass lay lank and attenuated when the folks came
back from the Pastime Rink. Sergeant Bagby sat alone upon Doctor
Grundy's porch. There were puddles of spilt water on porch and step
and the walk below, and a green foot-tub, now empty, stood on its side
against the railings. The sergeant was drawing his white yarn socks on
over his water-bleached shanks.
“Well, suh, Jimmy,” said Judge Priest as he came up under the vines,
“you certainly missed it this evenin'. That was the best speech Gen'l
Tige Gracey ever made in his whole life. It certainly was a wonder and a
jo-darter!”
“Whut was the subject, cumrud?” asked Sergeant Bagby.
“Fraternal Strife and Brotherly Love,” replied the judge. “He jest
natchelly dug up the hatchet and then he reburied her ag'in--reburied
her miles deep under Cherokee roses and magnolia blossoms. But how's
your feet? I reckon you've had a purty toler'ble lonesome time settin'
here, ain't you?”
“I see--love and war! War and love,” commented the sergeant softly.
Before answering further, he raised his head and glanced over the top
of the intervening hedge toward the house next door. From its open door
issued confused sounds of which he alone knew the secret--it was Georgia
trying to teach Indiana the words and music of the song entitled Old
Virginny Never Tire!
“Oh, my feet are mighty nigh cured,” said he; “and I ain't had such a
terrible lonesome time as you might think fur either--cumrud.”
“That's the _second_ time you've called me that,” said Judge Priest
suspiciously. “Whut does it mean?”
“Oh, that? That's a fureign word I picked up to-day.” And Sergeant Bagby
smiled gently. “It's a pet name the Yankees use when they mean pardner!”
VI. ACCORDING TO THE CODE
THE most important thing about Quintus Q. Montjoy, Esquire, occurred a
good many years before he was born. It was his grandfather.
In the natural course of things practically all of us have, or have had,
grandfathers. The science of eugenics, which is comparatively new, and
the rule of species, which is somewhat older, both teach us that without
grandfathers there can be no grandchildren. But only one in a million is
blessed even unto the third generation by having had such a grandfather
as Quintus Q. Montjoy had. That, indeed, was a fragrant inheritance and
by day and by night the legatee inhaled of its perfumes. I refer to his
grandfather on his father's side, the late Braxton Montjoy.
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