Kentucky -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“Ah hah,” he said; “seems to be regular in every respect, don't
it?--polite, too. To the best of my remembrances I never seen one of
these challenges before, but I should judge this here one is got up
strictly accordin' to the Code. Son, our ancestors certainly were the
great hands for goin' accordin' to the codes, weren't they? If it wasn't
one Code, it was another, with them old fellers. Quintus Q. Montjoy
writes a nice hand, don't he?”
With great care, he folded the note along its original crease, handling
it as though it had been a fragile document of immense value and
meanwhile humming a little tuneless tune abstractedly. Still humming,
he put the paper in an ancient letter wallet, wrapped a leather string
about the wallet, and returned wallet and string to the breast pocket of
his black seersucker coat.
“Son,” he said when all this had been accomplished, “I reckin you done
the right thing in comin' straight to me. I must compliment you.”
“Yes, suh, much obliged,” said young Houser, “but, Uncle Billy, what
would you advise my doing now?”
He rubbed his forehead in perplexity.
“Why, nothin'--nothin' a'tall,” bade his uncle, as though surprised at
any suggestion of uncertainty upon the nephew's part. “You ain't got a
thing to do, but jest to go on back home and finish up your breakfast.
It ain't wise to start the day on an empty stomach, ever. After that, ef
I was you, I would put in the remainder of the day remainin' perfectly
ca'm and collected and whilst so engaged I wouldn't say nothin' to
nobody about havin' received a challenge to fight a duel.” He regripped
his mallet. “Son, watch me make this shot.” He stopped and squinted
along the imaginary line from his ball to the wicket.
“But, Uncle Billy, I----”
“Son, please don't interrupt me ag'in. Jimmy Bagby is comin' over this
evenin' to play off a tie match with me, and I aim to be in shape fur
him when he does come. Now run along on back home like I told you to and
keep your mouth shet.”
The judge whacked his ball and made an effective shot--or rather an
effective miss--and Tobe Houser betook himself away wagging his puzzled
head in a vain effort to fathom the enigma of his relative's cryptic
behaviour.
Approximately thirty-six hours passed without public developments
which might be construed as relating to the matter chiefly in hand and
then--in the early afternoon--young Houser returned to the house of his
uncle, this time, finding its owner stretched out for his after-dinner
nap upon an old and squashy leather couch in the big old-timey
sitting-room. The judge wasn't quite asleep yet. He roused as his nephew
entered.
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