Kentucky -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“Well, Aunt Dilsey, ez a special favour to me, I'd be mighty much
obliged to you ef you'd cook up a little somethin' fur the pore feller.”
“Po' feller! Po', you sez? Jedge, dat ole tramp out yonder at my kitchen
do' is mighty nigh ez fat ez whut you is. Still, you's de cap'n. Ef you
sez feed 'im, feed 'im I does. Only don't you come round blamin' me w'en
we-all lands in de po'house--tha's all I asts you.”
And out the black tyrant flounced, leaving the judge grinning to
himself. Aunt Dilsey's bark was worse than her bite and there was no
record of her having bitten anybody. Nevertheless, in order to make sure
that no breakfast applicant departed hungry, he lingered on past his
usual time for starting the day's work. It was cozily warm in his
sitting room. Court was not in session either, having adjourned over for
the holidays. It was getting well on toward ten o'clock when, with
Jeff Poindexter's aid, he struggled into his ancient caped overcoat
and buckled his huge red-lined galoshes on over his shoes, and started
downtown.
Midway of the next block a snowball sailed out and over from behind
a hedge fence and knocked his old black slouch hat half off his head.
Showing surprising agility for one of his years and bulk, he ran down
the fleeing sharpshooter who had fired on him; and, while with one hand
he held the struggling youngster fast, with the other he vigorously
washed his captive's face in loose snow until the captive bawled for
mercy. Then the judge gave him a dime to console him for his punishment
and went on his way with a pleasant tingling in his blood and a ruby tip
on his already well-ruddied nose.
His way took him to Soule's Drug Store, the gathering place of his set
in fair weather and in foul. He was almost there before he heard of the
trouble. It was Dave Baum who brought the first word of it. Seeing him
pass, Dave came running, bareheaded, out of his notions store.
“Judge Priest, did you know what's just happened?” Dave was highly
excited. “Why, Beaver Yancy's been cut all to pieces with a dirk knife
by one of those Dagos that was brought on here to work on the new
extension--that's what just happened! It happened just a little bit
ago, down there where they've got those Dagos a-keepin' 'em. Beave, he
must've said somethin; out of the way to him, and he just up with his
dirk knife and cut Beave to ribbons.”
Really it required much less time for little Mr. Baum to make this
statement than it has taken for me to transcribe it or for you to read
it. In his haste he ran the syllables together. Dan Settle came up
behind them in time to catch the last words and he pieced out the
narrative:
“They toted poor old Beaver into Doctor Lake's office--I just came from
there--there's a big crowd waitin' to hear how he comes out. They don't
think he's goin' to live but a little while. They ain't got the one that
did the cuttin'--yet. There's quite a lot of feelin' already.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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