Kentucky -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, American
As for Judge Priest, he, for a space of seconds after Mr. Milam had
concluded, said nothing at all. The rapping of his knuckled fist on the
tabletop alongside him broke in sharply on the clamour. They faced him
then and he faced them; and it is possible that, even in the excitement
of the time, some among them marked how his plump jaws had socketed
themselves into a hard, square-mortise shape, and how his tuft of white
chin beard bristled out at them, and how his old blue eyes blazed into
their eyes. And then Judge Priest made a speech to them--a short, quick
speech, but the best speech, so his audience afterward agreed, that ever
they heard him make.
“Boys,” he cried, lifting his high, shrill voice yet higher and yet
shriller, “I'm about to put a motion to you and I want a vote on it
purty dam' quick! They've been sayin' in this town that us old soldiers
was gittin' too old to take an active hand in the affairs of this
community any longer; and at the last election, ez you all know, they
tried fur to prove it by retirin' most of the veterans that offered
themselves ez candidates fur re-election back to private life.
“I ain't sayin' they wasn't partly right neither; fur here we've been
sittin' this night, like a passel of old moo-cows, chewin' the cud of
things that happened forty-odd year' ago, and never suspicionin' nothin'
of what was goin' on, whilst all round us men, carried away by passion
and race prejudice, have been plottin' to break the laws and shed blood
and bring an everlastin' disgrace on the reppitation fur peace and good
order of this fair little city of ourn. But maybe it ain't too late yit
fur us to do our duty ez citizens and ez veterans. Oncet on a time--a
mighty long while ago--we turned out to pertect our people ag'inst an
armed invader. Let's show 'em we ain't too old or too feeble to turn out
oncet more to pertect them ag'inst themselves.”
He reared back, and visibly, before their eyes, his short fat figure
seemed to lengthen by cubits.
“I move that Gideon K. Irons Camp of United Confederate Veterans, here
assembled, march in a body right now to save--ef we can--these poor
Eyetalians who are strangers in a strange and a hosstil land from bein'
mistreated, and to save--ef we can--our misguided fellow townsmen from
sufferin' the consequences of their own folly and their own foolishness.
Do I hear a second to that motion?”
Did he hear a second to his motion? He heard twenty-five seconds to it,
all heaved at him together, with all the blaring strength of twenty-five
pairs of elderly lungs. Sergeant Jimmy Bagby forgot parliamentary usage.
“Will we go?” whooped Sergeant Bagby, waving his pudgy arms aloft so
that his mittened hands described whizzing red circles in the air. “You
betcher sweet life we'll go! We'll go through hell and high water--with'
you as our commandin' officer, Billy Priest.”
“You betcher! That's the ticket!” A whoop of approval went up.
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