Kentucky -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“Boys”--the judge lifted Tony down and, with a gesture, was invoking
the attention of his townsmen--“boys, here's the man who did the knifin'
this mornin', givin' himself up to my pertection--and yours. He's goin'
along with me now to the county jail, to be locked up ez a prisoner.
I've passed my word and the word of this whole town that he shan't be
teched nor molested whilst he's on his way there, nor after he gits
there. I know there ain't a single one of you but stands ready to help
me keep that promise. I'm right, ain't I, boys?”
“Oh, hell, judge--you win!” sang out a member of the mob, afterward
identified as one of Beaver Yancy's close friends, in a humorously
creditable imitation of the judge's own earnest whine. And at that
everybody laughed again and somebody started a cheer.
“I thought so,” replied the judge. “And now, boys, I've got an idea.
I reckin, after trampin' all the way down here in the snow, none of us
want to tramp back home ag'in without doin' somethin'--we don't feel
like ez ef we want to waste the whole evenin', do we? See that shack
burnin' down? Well, it's railroad property; and we don't want
the railroad to suffer. Let's put her out--let's put her out with
snowballs!” Illustrating his suggestion, he stooped, scooped up a double
handful of snow, squeezed it into a pellet and awkwardly tossed it in
the general direction of the blazing barracks. It flew wide of the mark
and fell short of it; but his intention was good, that being conceded.
Whooping joyously, four hundred men and half-grown boys, or thereabouts
such a number, pouched their weapons and dug into the drifted whiteness.
“Hold on a minute--we'll do it to soldier music!” shouted the judge, and
he gave a signal. The drum beat then; and old Mr. Harrison Treese buried
the fife in his white whiskers and ripped loose on the air the first
bars of Yankee Doodle. The judge molded another snowball for himself.
“All set? Then, ready!--aim!--fire!”
Approximately two hundred snowballs battered and splashed the flaming
red target. A great sizzling sound rose.
Just after this first volley the only gun-powder shot of the evening was
fired. It came out afterward that as a man named Ike Bowers stooped over
to gather up some snow his pistol, which he had forgotten to uncock,
slipped out of his pocket and fell on a broken bit of planking. There
was a darting needle of fire and a smart crack. The Sicilians wavered
for a minute, swaying back and forth, then steadied themselves as Father
Minor stepped in among them with his arms uplifted; but Sergeant Jimmy
Bagby put his hand to his head in a puzzled sort of way, spun round, and
laid himself down full length in the snow.
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