Kentucky -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, American
For some unuttered and indefinable reason practically all of the present
company felt in a mood promptly to betake themselves home. On his
homeward way Josh Herron travelled in the company of a sorely shaken
grocery clerk, and between them they, going up the street, discussed the
startling episode in which they had just figured.
“Lookin' down that pair of barrels certainly made a true believer out of
old Highpockets, didn't it?” said the grocer's clerk, when the event had
been gone over verbally from its beginning to its end. “Did you happen
to see, Josh, how slow he poked his old head out past them doorjambs
even after Jasper Waller told him the coast was clear? Put me in mind of
one of these here old snappin'-turtles comin' out of his shell after
a skeer. Well, I had a little touch of the buck-ager myself,” he
confessed.
“It was sorter up to our long-laiged friend to be a little bit careful,”
said Josh Herron. “Coupled up the way he is, one buckshot would be
liable to go through his gizzard and his lights at the same time.”
A little later the grocery clerk spoke, in reference to a certain quite
natural curiosity which seemingly lay at the top of his thoughts, since
he had voiced it at least three times within the short space of one city
block:
“I wonder who that there runty hold-up could 'a' been?”
“Yes, I wonder?” repeated Josh Herron in a peculiar voice.
“He certainly took a long chance, whoever he was--doin' the whole job
single handed,” continued the grocery clerk. “Well, I ain't begrudgin'
him the eight dollars of mine that he packed off with him, seein' as how
he stripped old Highpockets as clean as a whistle. And he couldn't 'a'
been nothin' but a half-grown boy neither, judgin' from his build.”
“Boy--hell! Say, Oscar, are you as blind as the rest of that crowd?”'
asked Josh Herron, coming to a halt beneath a corner gas lamp. “Was you
so skeered, too, you couldn't see a thing that was right there before
your eyes as plain as day?”
“What you talkin' about?” demanded the other. “If it wasn't a boy, what
was it--a dwarf?”
“Oscar, kin you keep a secret?” asked Josh Herron, grinning happily.
“Yes? Then look here.”
He opened his right hand. Across the palm of it lay a bent wire hairpin.
It is possible that Oscar, the grocer's clerk, did know how to keep a
secret. As to that I would not presume to speak. Conceding that he did,
it is equally certain that some persons did not possess the same gift of
reticence. By noon of the following day, practically all who had ears to
hear with had heard in one guise or another the story of those midnight
proceedings upstairs over the Blue Jug. It was inevitable that the
editor of the _Daily Evening News_ should hear it, too, which he
did--from a dozen different sources and by a dozen differing versions.
For publication at least the distressed Highpockets had nothing to say.
All things being considered, this was but natural, as you will concede.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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