Kentucky -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“Judge,” began Mr. Flournoy, without any prolonged preliminaries, “I'm
afraid I'm going to have to take up that Blue Jug affair. And I do hate
mightily to do it, seeing what the consequences are liable to be. So I
thought I'd talk it over with you first, if you don't mind.”
“Son,” whined Judge Priest, and to Mr. Flournoy it seemed that the
phantom shadow of a wink rested for the twentieth part of a second on
the old judge's left eyelid, “speakin' officially, it's barely possible
that I don't know whut case you have reference to.”
“Well, unofficially then, you're bound to have heard the talk that's
going round town,” said Mr. Flournoy. “Nobody's talked of anything else
much this past week, so far as I've been able to notice. Just between
you and me, Judge, I made up my mind, right from the first, that unless
it was crowded on me I wasn't going to take cognisance of the thing at
all. That's the principal reason why I haven't mentioned the subject in
your presence before now. As a private citizen, it struck me that that
short-waisted crook got exactly what was coming to him, especially as
I never heard of bad money being put to better purposes. But aside from
what he lost in cash--and I reckon he doesn't think any more of a silver
dollar than you do of both your legs--it made him the laughing stock
of twenty thousand people, and more particularly after the true inside
facts began to circulate.”
“Now that you mention it, son,” remarked Judge Priest blandly, “it
strikes me that I did ketch the distant sound of gigglin' here and there
durin' the past few days.”
“That's just it--the giggling must've got under the scoundrel's hide
finally. I gather that at the beginning Magee made up his mind to keep
his mouth shut and just take his medicine. But I figure him for the kind
that can't stand being laughed at very long--and his own gang have just
naturally been laughing him to death all week. Anyhow, he came to
my house today right after breakfast, and called on me as the
commonwealth's attorney to put the facts before the Grand Jury when it
convenes next Monday for the fall term. He's even willing to testify
himself, he says. And he says he can prove what went with the money that
he lost that night--or most of it--and what became of the rest of it.
“That's not all, Judge, either. Right on top of that, when I got down
to my office I found a letter from Mrs. Hetty Norfleet, saying she had
nothing to conceal from the duly sworn officers of the law, and that she
was perfectly willing to answer any charges that might be made against
her, and that she would come to me and make a full statement any time I
wanted her to come. Or substantially that,” amended Mr. Flournoy, with
the lawyer's instinct.
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