Kentucky -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“You naturally wouldn't,” said Conklin with the air of a teacher
instructing an attentive but very ignorant pupil. “Here's what happened:
When I took a good look at the inside door of that vault and tried the
tumblers of the outside door I knew I could open her any time I wanted
to--in five minutes or less. Besides, I wouldn't need the keys any more,
seeing as I could make impressions of 'em in wax, which I did as soon
as I got back inside of my room at the hotel. So I was sure of having
duplicates whenever I needed 'em.”
“I'm feared that I'm still in the dark,” said Judge Priest. “You see
it's only here right recently that I took up your callin' in life--ez a
study.”
“Well, figure it out for yourself,” said Conklin. “If I made my clean-up
and my getaway that night it was a cinch that they'd connect up Moon
with his strange friend from New York; even a hick bull would be wise
enough to do that. And inside of twenty-four hours they'd be combing the
country for a gun answering to my general plans and specifications. At
the beginning I was willing to take that chance; but after I had a look
at that combination I switched my play. Besides, there wasn't enough
coin in the box that night to suit me. I always play for the big dough
when I can, and I remembered what the little man told me about
that lumber company--you know the one I mean: that big crosstie
concern--depositing its pay roll every other Friday night. So why
wouldn't I hold off?”
“I begin to see,” said Judge Priest. “You're makin' me see a number of
things that've been pesterin' me fur three-four days now.”
“Wait till you get the final kick,” promised the convict. “That'll open
your eyes some, I guess. Well, I skinned out next morning and I went
elsewhere--never mind where, but it wasn't far away. Then on the night
of the fifteenth--the third Friday in the month--I came back again,
travelling incog., as they say on the other side of the duck pond; and
about two o'clock in the morning I paid another call to your little
old Commonwealth Bank and opened up the vault--outside door and inside
door--in four minutes by my watch, without putting a mark on her. That's
my specialty--nice, clean jobs, without damaging the box or making any
litter for the janitor to sweep up in the morning. But I didn't clean
her out that time either.”
“Ahem!” said Judge Priest doubtfully. “You didn't?”
“Oh, I didn't expect you to believe that right off,” stated Mr. Conklin,
prolonging his climax. “The reason I didn't clean her out then was
because she was already cleaned out; somebody had beat me to it and
got away with everything worth having in that little old box. It was
considerable of a disappointment to me--and a shock too.”
“It shorely must've been,” agreed the judge, almost sympathetically.
“Mout I ask ef you've got any gineral notion who it was that--that
deprived you of the fruits of your industry and your patience?”
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