Aix-la-Chapelle--alas! What did we care for the tomb of Charles the
Great, and his extensive dominions, his splendour and power? We had
lost something to us of much more importance--a carpet bag; not that the
carpet bag was of much value, for it was an old one, nor the articles
which it contained, for they were neither new nor of much worth; but we
lost in that carpet bag an invaluable quantity of comfort, for it
contained a variety of little absolute necessaries, the loss of which we
could not replace until our arrival at Cologne, to which town all our
trunks had been despatched. The children could not be brushed, for the
brushes were in the carpet bag; they could not be combed, for the combs
were in the carpet bag; they were put to bed without nightcaps, for the
night-caps were in the carpet bag; they were put to bed in their little
chemises, reaching down to the fifth rib or thereabouts, for their
night-clothes were in the carpet bag: not only the children, but every
one else suffered by this carpet bag being absent without leave. My
boots burst, and my others were in the carpet bag; my snuff-box was
empty, and the canister was in the carpet bag; and the servants
grumbled, for they had smuggled some of their things into the carpet
bag.
It would appear that everything had been crammed into this unfortunate
receptacle. Had we lost a jewel-case, or a purse full of money, it
would have been a trifle compared to the misery occasioned by this
jumble up of every day conveniences of little value, showing how much
more comfort depends upon the necessaries than the luxuries of life. I
may add, now that I read what I have written, that this carpet bag
increased in dimensions to a most extraordinary compass for several
weeks afterwards. Everything that was missing was declared by the
servants to have been in the carpet bag, which, like the scape-goat of
the Jews, wandered in the wilderness, bearing with it all the sins of
all the nurses and every other domestic of the family.
On our road, the landlord of an inn put the following printed document
into my hands, which I make public for the benefit of those who are
sportsmen without being landholders.
"COMFORTABLE INN.--The proprietor of the Red House, at Burgheim, on
the road from Aix-la-Chapelle to Cologne, pleasantly situated in the
middle of the town, opposite the Post-Office and Post-House, has the
honour of recommending himself to travellers. The `Galignani's
Messenger' and other newspapers are taken in. The English, German,
and French languages spoken. Having excellent preserves of game in
the neighbourhood, he is happy to inform travellers that he can
provide them with good sports in wild boar, deer, and hare hunting,
and wild duck and partridge shooting. Horses and carriages of all
descriptions supplied for excursions in the neighbourhood.
"AJ HONS."
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