On a Torn-Away World; Or, the Captives of the Great EarthquakeRockwood, Roy
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On a Torn-Away World; Or, the Captives of the Great Earthquake
Rockwood, Roy
Science fiction
"De stupendous and unprecedented gall some folks has is suttenly beyond
comparination!" exploded Wash. "Dere is folks dat ain't nebber been
to Bawston, eben, dat dares say dat we didn't go ter Alaska in a flyin'
masheen, an' den fly away wid a piece ob dat kentry inter de
cimcum-ambient air--droppin' back on de same w'en we'd got t'roo wid
it, an' landin' right outside de harbor of San Francisco. Dey won't
belieb it at all, not eben w'en I proves it to 'em."
"And how do you prove it to your friends, Wash?" queried Jack Darrow.
"By Buttsy," declared the darkey, gravely.
"By the Shanghai?"
"Yes, sah. By Christopher Columbus Amerigo Vespucci George Washington
Abraham Lincoln Ulysses Grant Garibaldi Thomas Edison Guglielmo Marconi
Butts."
"And how do you prove it by Christopher Columbus And-so-forth?" demanded
the chums, in chorus.
"Why," said Wash, rolling his eyes, "I done tooked dat rooster wid me
in all ma trabels; didn't I?"
"You most certainly did," admitted Mark.
"And a big nuisance he was," added Jack.
Wash loftily overlooked this remark. He said, confidently:
"And I brought Buttsy back ergin; didn't I?"
"You did. He's getting fat and sassy right now out in his coop behind
the bungalow."
"Well den!" cried Wash. "I done took him wid me, an' I done brought
him back. Wot furder elimination ob de fac's does dem folks want? Don't
Buttsy crowin' away dar prove it?"
And Washington White walked off with his head held very high as though
he had made a perfectly unanswerable statement of the case.
And here we will say good bye to our friends, who had so many thrilling
adventures while drifting through space On a Torn-Away World.
THE END
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