On the Iron at Big CloudPackard, Frank L. (Frank Lucius)
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On the Iron at Big Cloud
Packard, Frank L. (Frank Lucius)
Canadian fiction -- 20th century; Railroad stories; Short stories, Canadian
MacDonald nodded and got up from his chair. The two men reached the
platform in time to acknowledge a flirt of the hand from Sanders in the
cab as the big machine, wheel-tires sparking from the tight-set brakes,
rolled slowly past them, coming to a halt farther on.
Simultaneously the door of the lunch-room swung wide open, and on the
threshold, completely filling the opening with his bulk, stood Dutchy.
In his left hand he held his bell, which he began to ring clamorously;
in his right hand, almost but not quite concealed behind his apron,
was no less a weapon than a substantial-looking rolling-pin. A crowd of
passengers began to surge toward the restaurant, and among them mingled
the hungry railroad men of Dry Notch.
“Come on!” shouted Thornley exultantly. “I knew he’d have to open up.
Here’s where we feed--h’m?”
“Vait!” cried Dutchy imperiously, as the head of the column reached
him. “You, yess; you, no. Vat iss it?” He was sorting the sheep from
the goats, allowing the passengers to enter, pushing the railroaders
ruthlessly to one side.
“You, yess; you, no. You, yess; you--oh! py golly!”
He had caught sight of Thornley, and, swinging suddenly, struck out
viciously in that direction with the rolling-pin. Being obliged,
however, to maintain his position in the doorway, the strategic key to
the situation, the jab fell short by two or three inches, barely missing
Thornley’s nose.
Thornley fell back instinctively.
“Look here, you old ass!” he yelled angrily, “we’ve had about enough of
this. It’s past a joke. The company’s got a lien on that joint of yours,
and we’ll close it up so tight you’ll never open it again--d’ye hear?”
Dutchy stopped short in the monotonous, “You, yess; you, no,” on which
he had recommenced, and his paunch began to shake.
“Yah!” he cried. “Dot iss a joke. Oh, py golly, _lean!_ Dot iss ven you
ge-starving get, yah? Ho, ho! Ha, ha!”
In Dutch’s burst of merriment first one and then another joined, until
even Thornley, his good nature getting the better of him, roared with
the rest at his own expense.
But if this apparent return to good humor on Dutchy’s part inspired
any hope in the minds of the railroad men that he had relented and
that former friendly relations were to be resumed, they were doomed to
disappointment, for Dutchy stolidly continued to allow the passengers to
go in and as stolidly barred the entrance to the others.
Then they gave it up, and bought out the slender stock of canned goods
and biscuits from the shelves of the general store.
They messed in the baggage-room and they swallowed their scanty portions
to the tune of “Die Wacht am Rhein,” bellowed out by a strong and
sonorous voice, through the partition, on the other side of which, laid
out in tempting confusion, as they were painfully aware, was plenty.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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