On the Stage--and Off: The Brief Career of a Would-Be ActorJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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On the Stage--and Off: The Brief Career of a Would-Be Actor
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Actors -- Great Britain -- Biography; Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka), 1859-1927
“... ------ ------- left on Saturday. We had crowded houses all the
time he was with us, and I’m not surprised. It must have been a treat
to these benighted provincials to see real acting. No wonder country
people don’t care much for theaters, seeing the wretched horse-play
presented to them under the name of acting. It does exasperate me to
hear people talking all that thundering nonsense about the provinces
being such a splendid school for young actors. Why, a couple of months
of it is enough to kill any idea of acting a man may have started
with. Even if you had time to think of anything but how to gabble
through your lines, it would be of no use. You would never be allowed
to carry out any ideas of your own. If you attempted to _think_,
you would be requested to look out for, another shop at once. The
slightest naturalness or originality would be put down to ignorance.
You must walk through each part by the beaten track of rule and
tradition--and such rule and tradition! The rule of Richardson’s Show,
the tradition of some ranting inn-yard hack. To reach the standard of
dramatic art in the provinces, you have to climb down, not up. Comedy
consists in having a red nose, and tumbling about the stage; being
pathetic makes you hoarse for an hour after; and as for tragedy! no
one dare attempt that who hasn’t the lungs of a politician.
“But -------- changed all that for us. He infused a new spirit into
everybody, and, when he, was on the stage, the others acted better
than I should ever have thought they could have done. It is the first
time I have played with any one who can properly be called an actor,
and it was quite a new sensation. I could myself tell that I was
acting very differently to the way in which I usually act. I seemed
to catch his energy and earnestness; the scene grew almost real, and
I began to _feel_ my part. And that is the most any one can do on
the stage. As to ‘being the character you are representing,’ that
is absurd. I can hardly believe in any sane person seriously putting
forward such a suggestion. It is too ridiculous to argue against.
Picture to yourself a whole company forgetting they were
merely acting, and all fancying themselves the people they were
impersonating. Words and business would of course be out of the
question. They would all say and do just what came natural to them,
and just _when_ it came natural; so that sometimes everybody would
be talking at once, and at other times there would be nobody doing
anything. Such enthusiasm as theirs would never bow to the pitiful
requirements of stage illusion. They would walk over the footlights
on to the heads of the orchestra, and they would lean up against the
mountains in the background. It would be a grand performance, but it
wouldn’t last long. The police would have to be called in before the
first act was over. If they were not, the Leading Man would slaughter
half the other members of the company; the Juvenile Lead would run off
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