On the Stage--and Off: The Brief Career of a Would-Be ActorJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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On the Stage--and Off: The Brief Career of a Would-Be Actor
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Actors -- Great Britain -- Biography; Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka), 1859-1927
“We stood there looking at one another, and neither of us moved or
spoke; he, livid underneath his color, and trembling from head to
foot. How long we kept in that position I do not know, for the thud
of the curtain upon the stage was the first thing that recalled me to
myself. Up to when I had snatched the knife from him, all had been
in exact accordance with the book. After that, I should have held him
down by the throat, and made a speech of about eight lines. I think
our impromptu tableau was more effective.
“There was immense applause, and everybody congratulated me on my
success. ‘I suppose you know you cut out the end,’ said the manager;
‘but never mind that. I daresay you were a little nervous, and you
acted splendidly, my boy.’”
“I didn’t say it wasn’t acting, and neither did R--------....”
I left here to join a small touring company as Juvenile Lead. I looked
upon the offer as a grand opportunity at the time, and following
Horace’s * advice, grasped it by the forelock. I therefore, one Sunday
morning packed my basket, went round the town and shook hands with
everybody--not without a pang of regret, for there are few human
beings we can be with for any length of time and not be sorry to say
good-by to--and then, as the bright summer’s sun was setting and the
church bells beginning to peal, I steamed away, or rather the engine
did, and the city and its people faded out of my sight and out of my
life.
* Not quite sure whose advice this is. Have put it down to Horace to
avoid contradiction.
Sunday is the great traveling day for actors. It loses them no time.
A company can finish at one town on the Saturday night, and wake up on
Monday morning in the next, ready to get everything ship-shape for the
evening. Or an actor can leave one show and join another at the other
end of the kingdom without missing a single performance. I have
known a man play in Cornwall on the Saturday, and at Inverness on
the following Monday. But convenient though it is in this respect,
in every other, Sunday traveling is most unpleasant, and, for their
gratification, I can assure strict Sabbatarians that it brings with it
its own punishment.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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