Humorous stories; Love stories; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
I begun to be sorry for Merry. I'd rather pay board than live with a
disposition like that. Down I pikes, out the front door and back
through the shrubby. Meantime the musician has finished "Promise Me"
and has switched to "Annie Laurie." It's easy enough to get the
gen'ral direction the sound comes from; but I couldn't place it exact.
First off I thought it must be from a little summer house down by the
shore; but it wa'n't. I couldn't see anyone around the grounds. Out
on the far end of the Hibbs's wharf, though, there was somethin' dark.
And a swell time I had too, buttin' my way through a five-foot hedge
and landin' in a veg'table garden. But I wades through tomatoes and
lettuce until I strikes a gravel path, and in a couple of minutes I'm
out on the dock just as the soloist is hittin' up "Believe Me, if All
Those Endearing Young Charms." Aunty had the correct dope. It's
Merry, all right. The first glimpse he gets of me he starts guilty and
tries to hide the cornet under the tails of his dress coat.
"No use, Merry," says I. "You're pinched with the poultry."
"Wha-a-at!" says he. "Oh, it's you, is it, Torchy? Please--please
don't mention this to my aunt."
"She beat me to it," says I. "It was her sent me out after you with a
stop order. She says for you to chop the nocturne and go back to the
hay."
"But how did she---- Oh, dear!" he sighs. "It was all her fault,
anyway."
"I don't follow you," says I. "But what was it, a serenade?"
"Goodness, no!" gasps J. Meredith. "Who suggested that?"
"Why, it has all the earmarks of one," says I. "What else would you be
doin', out playin' the cornet by moonlight on the dock, if you wa'n't
serenadin' someone?"
"But I wasn't, truly," he protests. "It--it was the champagne, you
know."
"Eh?" says I. "You don't mean to say you got stewed? Not on a couple
of glasses!"
"Well, not exactly," says he. "But I can't take wine. I hardly ever
do. It--it goes to my head always. And tonight--well, I couldn't
decline. You saw. Then afterward--oh, I felt so buoyant, so full of
life, that I couldn't go to sleep. I simply had to do something to let
off steam. I wanted to play the cornet. So I came out here, as far
away from anyone as I could get."
"Too thin, Merry," says I. "That might pass with me; but with
strangers you'd get the laugh."
"But it's true," he goes on. "And I didn't dream anyone could hear me
from here."
"Why, you boob," says I, "they could hear you a mile off!"
"Really?" says he. "But you don't suppose Vio--I mean, the Misses
Hibbs could hear, do you?"
"Unless it's their habit to putty up their ears at night," says I.
"But--but what will they think?" he gasps breathless.
"That they're bein' serenaded by some admirin' friend," says I.
"What's your guess?"
"Oh--oh!" says Merry, slumpin' down on a settee. "I--I had not thought
of that."
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