Humorous stories; Love stories; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
"Ah, buck up!" say I. "Maybe you can fake an alibi in the mornin'.
Anyway, you can't spend the night here. You got to report to Aunty."
He lets out another groan, and then gets on his feet. "There's a path
through the bushes along here somewhere," says he.
"No more cross country work in full dress clothes for me," says I.
"We'll sneak down the Hibbs's drive where the goin's easy."
We was doin' it real sleuthy too, keepin' on the lawn and dodgin' from
shadow to shadow, when just as we're passin' the house Merry has to
stub his toe and drop his blamed cornet with a bang.
Then out from a second story window floats a voice: "Who is that,
please?"
Merry nudges me in the ribs. "Tell them it's you," he whispers.
"Why, it's--it's me--Torchy," says I reluctant.
"Oh! Ah!" says a couple of voices in chorus. Then one of 'em goes on,
"The young man who is visiting dear Meredith?"
"Yep," says I. "Same one."
"But it wasn't you playing the cornet so beautifully, was it?" comes
coaxin' from the window.
"Tell them yes," whispers Merry, nudgin' violent.
"Gwan!" I whispers back. "I'm in bad enough as it is." With that I
speaks up before he can stop me, "Not much!" says I. "That was dear
Meredith himself."
"Oh-oh!" says the voices together. Then there's whisperin' between
'em. One seems urgin' the other on to something, and at last it comes
out. "Young man," says the voice, smooth and persuadin', "please tell
us who--that is--which one of us was the serenade intended for?"
This brings the deepest groan of all from J. Meredith.
"Come on, now," says I, hoarse and low in his ear. "It's up to you.
Which?"
"Oh, really," he whispers back, "I--I can't!"
"You got to, and quick," says I. "Come now, was it Pansy?"
"No, no!" says he, gaspy.
"Huh!" says I. "Then Violet gets the decision." And I holds him off
by main strength while I calls out, "Why, ain't you on yet? It was for
Violet, of course."
"Ah-h-h-h! Thank you. Good night," comes a voice--no chorus this
time: just one--and the window is shut.
"There you are, Merry," says I. "It's all over. You're as good as
booked for life."
He was game about it, though, Merry was. He squares it with Aunty
before goin' to bed, and right after breakfast next mornin' he marches
over to the Hibbses real business-like. Half an hour later I saw him
strollin' out on the wharf with one of the big sisters, and I knew it
must be Violet. It was his busy day; so I says nothin' to anybody, but
fades.
And you should have seen the jaunty, beamin' J. Meredith that swings
into the Corrugated Monday mornin'. He stops at the gate to give me a
fraternal grip.
"It's all right, Torchy," says he. "She--she'll have me--Violet, you
know. And we are to live abroad. We sail in less than a month."
"But what about Pansy?" says I.
"Oh, she's coming with us, of course," says he. "Really, they're both
charming girls."
"Huh!" says I. "That's where you were when I found you. You're past
that point, remember."
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