Humorous stories; Love stories; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
"Yes, I know," says he. "It was you helped me too, and I wish in some
way I could show my----"
"You can," says I. "Leave me the cornet. I might need it some day
myself."
CHAPTER XI
THE PASSING BY OF BUNNY
It's a shame the way some of these popular clubmen is bothered with
business. Here was Mr. Robert, only the other day, with an important
four-cue match to be played off between four-thirty and dinnertime; and
what does the manager of our Chicago branch have to do but go and muss
up the schedule by wirin' in that he might have to call for
headquarters' advice on that Burlington order maybe after closin' time.
"Oh, pshaw!" remarks Mr. Robert, after he's read the message.
"The simp!" says I. "Guess he thinks the Corrugated gen'ral offices
runs night and day shifts, don't he?"
"Very well put," says Mr. Robert. "Still, it means rather a big
contract. But, you see, the fellows are counting on me for this match,
and if I should---- Oh, but I say, Torchy," he breaks off sudden,
"perhaps you have no very important engagement for the early evening?"
"Me?" says I. "Nothing I couldn't scratch. I can shoot a little pool
too; but when it comes to balk line billiards I expect I'd be a dub
among your crowd."
"Refreshing modesty!" says Mr. Robert. "What I had in mind, however,
was that you might wait here for the message from Nixon, while I attend
to the match."
"Oh, any way you choose," says I. "Sure I'll stay."
"Thanks," says he. "You needn't wait longer than seven, and if it
comes in you can get me on the 'phone and---- No, it will be in code;
so you'd best bring it over."
And it wa'n't so much of a wait, after all, not more'n an hour; for at
six-fifteen I've been over to the club, had Mr. Robert called from the
billiard room, got him to fix up his answer, and am pikin' out the
front door with it when he holds me up to add just one more word.
Maybe we was some conspicuous from Fifth-ave., him bein' still in his
shirt sleeves and the steps bein' more or less brilliant.
Anyway, I'd made another start and was just gettin' well under way,
when alongside scuffs this hollow-eyed object with the mangy whiskers
and the mixed-ale breath.
"Excuse me, young feller," says he, "but----"
"Ah, flutter by, idle one!" says I. "I'm no soup ticket."
[Illustration: "Ah, flutter by, idle one!" says I.]
"But just a word, my friend," he insists.
"Save your breath," says I, "and have it redistilled. It's worth it."
"Thanks," he puffs out as he shuffles along at my elbow; "but--but
wasn't that Bob Ellins you were just talking to?"
"Eh?" says I, glancin' at him some astonished; for a seedier specimen
you couldn't find up and down the avenue. "What do you know about him,
if it was?"
"More than his name," says the wreck. "He--he's an old friend of mine."
"Oh, of course," says I. "Anyone could tell that at a glimpse. I
expect you used to belong to the same club too?"
"Is old Barney still on the door?" says he.
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