English fiction -- 20th century; Humorous stories, English; Short stories, English
"Well, there's no law against it," he replied.
"No," retorted Ray grimly, "thanks to the stupidity of a crass
Government, there _is_ no law against it."
"My God!" I said hoarsely, and my face went the colour of ashes.
"But my old friend Jacass--I mean Jacox--and I," continued Ray Raymond,
fixing the miserable spy with his eye, "have decided to take the law
into our own hands. I have my revolver and my friend has his electric
torch. Give me the tracings."
"Gott--no!" cried the German spies in German. "Never, you English cur!"
But Ray had already extracted a letter from the elder man's pocket, and
was making for the door! I followed him. When we got back to our hotel
he drew the letter from his pocket and eagerly examined it. I give here
an exact copy of it, and I may state that when we sent it to His
Majesty's Minister for War he returned it without a word!
"BERKELEY CHAMBERS,
CANNON STREET, E.C.
DEAR SIR,--In reply to yours of the 29th ult. we beg to say that we
can do you a good line in shaving brushes at the following wholesale
prices:
Badger 70s. a gross.
Pure Badger 75s. a gross.
Real Badger 80s. a gross.
Awaiting your esteemed order, which we shall have pleasure in
promptly executing,
We are, sir,
Yours obediently,
WILKINSON and ALLBUTT.
MR. JAMES MACDONALD."
That letter, innocent enough upon the face of it, contained dastardly
instructions from the Chief of Police to a German spy! Read by the
alphabetical code supplied to every German secret agent in England, it
ran as follows:
(_Phrase 1_). "Discover without delay secret of new aeroplane."
(_Phrase 2_). "Forward particulars of best plan for blowing up
(1) Portsmouth Dockyard.
(2) Woolwich Arsenal.
(3) Albert Memorial."
(_Phrase 3_). "Be careful of Jack Jacox. He carries a revolver and
an electric torch."
"Ah!" said my friend grimly, "we were only just in time. Had we delayed
longer, England might have knelt at the proud foot of a conqueror!"
"Ha!" I replied briefly.
Next morning we returned to the chambers which we shared together in
London, and were joined by Vera Vallance, the pretty fair daughter of
Admiral Sir Charles Vallance, to whom my old friend was engaged. And, as
he stroked her hair affectionately, I realised thankfully that he and I
had indeed been the instruments of Providence in foiling the plots of
the German spies!
BUT HOW WILL IT ALL END?
WHEN WILL GERMANY STRIKE?
THE HALO THEY GAVE THEMSELVES
[A collaboration by the Authors of "The Broken Halo" and "The Woman Thou
Gavest Me."]
CHAPTER I
SUNDAY MORNING
(MRS. BARCLAY _begins_)
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