Once Aboard the Lugger-- The History of George and his MaryHutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
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Once Aboard the Lugger-- The History of George and his Mary
Hutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
Fiction; Humorous stories
George had not been drowning. He had been creeping gingerly from
stepping-stone to stepping-stone. The endeavour had been to come as
close as possible to the big rock upon which he intended to spring. The
less the distance of the leap the more remote the chance of slipping
down the rock and being whirled off in swift water. It is a method of
progression by which, in the race of existence, many lives are lost.
The timid will hobble from stone to stone, landing at each forward point
more and yet more shaky in the knees. The torrent roars about them. Sick
they grow and giddy; stepping-stones are green and slimy; the effort of
balancing cannot be unduly prolonged.
Ere ever they feel themselves ready for the leap they slip, go whirling
and drowning downstream past the stepping-stones that are called
Infirmity of Purpose. Or they may creep close enough the rock, only to
find they have delayed over their hobbling progression until the rock is
already so crowded by others who have been bolder over the stones as to
show no foothold remaining. They leap and fall back.
We are all gifted with strength sufficient for that spring; but disaster
awaits him who scatters his energies in a hundred hesitating little
scrambles.
Now George sprang; poised upon that last “because.”
“And because--I wish--” He sprang--“Therefore I suggest that I should go
to town to-day and search every agency until I find you a lady I think
suitable.”
The thud of his landing knocked the breath out of him. In terror he lay
lest Mr. Marrapit's answering words should have the form of desperate
fellows who would hurl him from his hold, throw him back.
“I agree,” Mr. Marrapit said.
George was drawn to his feet. He could have whooped for joy.
“I agree. I have misjudged you. In this matter I lay my trust in you.
Take it, tend it, nurse it; cherish it so that it may not be returned to
me cold and dead. Speed forth.”
“Have I a free hand?” George asked.
“Emphatically no. Every effort must be made to keep down expenses. Here
are two shillings. Render account. As to salary--”
George burst out: “Oh, she'll come for anything.”
Mr. Marrapit started. “She? Whom?”
George threw a blanket to hide the hideous blunder. “Told of such a home
as this is,” he explained, “a true lady would come for anything.”
The blunder sank, covered. “I earnestly pray that may be so,” Mr.
Marrapit said. “I doubt. Rapacity and greed stalk the land. Mrs. Major
had five-and-twenty pounds per annum. I will not go above that figure.”
George told him: “Rely upon me. But, by a free hand I meant a free hand
as to engaging what I may think a suitable person.”
“Emphatically no. You are the lower court. Sift sheep from goats. Send
sheep here to me. I am the tribunal. I will finally select.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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